goonition

A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.

Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!

Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.

Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.

by Goondued November 5, 2011

Goonstead

West side of Homestead, FL where all the goons and savages are at. Full of Mexicans, guns, drugs, and bums. Completely different from the East side of Homestead with the Town Houses.

Person 1: Homestead? Ha that place is for pussies.
Person 2: That's the East side, slide to Goonstead and see wassup!
person 1 visits Goonstead and never comes back out

by hittaJ March 21, 2017

goontah

a term for a cat

My goontah is currently outside with his goontah friends.

by tyrkaz August 18, 2018

Goonito

A fucking savage dosent give a fuck of ppl feeling and he gets played to do stuff

I just broke up with goonito and he dosent even care 😢

by Goonito April 21, 2019

Goonito

Hes a fucking savage that dosent care about creasing his black af1s and dosent care about people's failings be gets paid to do whatever

Ay goonito let's jump that nigga for fun

Me and goonito just broke up and it seems like he dosent even care

by Goonito April 21, 2019

Goonter

Any persons unattractive sibling is called a “goonter”

Check it out, she has a goonter.

by DownyShart June 28, 2019

goonsta

A gangsta who is uber and cool, THE KING OF GANGSTAZ'S

by Ghost in the Shell March 20, 2003