Googtard

Dumbass Google employees that have effectively turned Google from a powerful search engine into a nearly useless online phone book

Man, these fuckin googtards have fucked Google up so bad I can't find shit except local businesses and that works right only half of the time

by Snowman_da_OG July 12, 2023

goonturd

Goonturd is The combination of The two Words «Goon» and «turd», defining a person who both goons and is a bad person, aka a turd.

Jenna: “ugh Jason you are such a goonturd”
Jason: “yeah but your mom is an even bigger goonturd”

by Goontard69 December 30, 2024

Gooftarded

Gooftarded (adjective): Characterized by a confusing and ultimately unsuccessful attempt to explain a topic due to a disorganized presentation of interconnected concepts, the omission of crucial information, and the unwarranted arrogant assumption of the audience's prior knowledge.

(Marval Rivals chat):
Stop playing hulk, ur gooftarded like tf. Stop running in by yourself. Do you even know what spacing is? hop off tank

by slangmandict April 20, 2025

Goonward

A gooner who is apart of the ward family. The origin of the goonward comes from Alexander Ward who set the gooning tradition among his family.

A goonward was seen gooning in the local hotel.

by ZDK284 February 25, 2026