Goobis

Smearing smuckers Jam on a bare ass then eating it out

Janet enjoyed the Goobis I gave her yesterday.

by MarkHamiwitz March 10, 2019

goombini

there is a certain level of coolness that you have to reach to be named goombini, but at the moment only one person is there and might be the only one there, and trust me it’s not Elon Musk, it’s Julie Gomez

Dude they’re so cool they’re like goombini

by lilracetrac July 25, 2019

goobist

a person who dislikes and/or goes out of their way to harm a person who has goober syndrome

for example
iris: you're a fucking goober
brandon: thats goobist (i know how to construct highly explosive items)

by i hate nitties March 20, 2023

Goombus

A mentally disabled dog with good intentions.

Quit being a silly Goombus

by Jack the Hub Guy July 19, 2023

goombasexual

when you're attracted to a small Italian man with an unusually small shaft in conjunction with a unusually large "mushroom" shaped head.

Princess Peach: "Wow Mario! The way your suspenders handle your small but mighty package made me so Goombasexual for you!"

by IPromiseThisWordReal September 19, 2023

Somebody has to be the goombas

When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies

AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out

John: I only have 2 tickets

Larry: Well I asked to go first

Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas

by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020

Somebody has to be the goombas

When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies

AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out

John: I only have 2 tickets

Larry: Well I asked to go first

Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas

by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020