Googlephant

Person who fawns all over a Google employee either in person or in a discussion thread in an attempt to win favor with that employee and hopefully gain inside information, a free trip to the Googleplex, a job with Google, or some other Google perk. A derivative of sycophant.

"Did you see the way he was sucking up to Matt Cutts in that interview? He's such a Googlephant."

by Garrett Wasny February 1, 2007

Googleopedia

1. Google or encyclopedia
2. To Google search or research from an encyclopedia

She's not going to find out anything about her husband's dilemma in any googleopedia!

by timlight January 30, 2010

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Googlepedia

n. The chronological usage of Google to Wikipedia.

v. To search a subject on Google, then clicking the Wikipedia hit of said subject.

(Googlepedia-ed, Googlepedia-ing)

v. I googlepedia-ed Tom Cruise and found pretty much every fact about his entire life in one website.

n. Googlepedia is a very fast way to find semi-reliable information on almost anything in the world.

by Michael Fye January 9, 2008

Googlephobe

Someone reluctant, or downright afraid, to use google.com, the most popular search engine on the web. Whether their excuse is one of ignorance, fear, or anything else, this would all fall under the category of googlephobe.

Mick: Hey, I heard they caught a 110-pound coelacanth off the coast of Indonesia. I need to look that up on Yahoo.
Mike: Yahoo?! Man, quit bein' such a googlephobe.

by President Warren G. Harding July 20, 2008

Googlepeting

When you and someone equally lame with the same name, compete at getting your name out there, specifically on Google.

Man, now every time I Google my name, this other fool with the same name pops up on the first 3 searches before mine. That f's up my internet cred by like 70%. This Googlepeting is kicking my ass.

by Alex Mott March 2, 2008

googlephobe

A person who, out of ignorance or just plain laziness, refuses to search Google for facts so basic and rudimentary that Google could retrieve them in a manner of seconds. These people much prefer to query other humans, especially while internet chatting.

"Dude, how many feet are in a mile?"
"You are using a computer to ask ME how many feet are in a mile? What a Googlephobe!"

by Rev. Tim Richardson May 15, 2008