googlebaiter

Someone who is stunned and amazed by anything that Google does, to the point where they will post it on G+ while masturbating.

1) Google changed the look of their front page slightly, so Jim the Googlebaiter decided to share it with his friends while jacking off.

2) Jim typed "answer to life the universe and everything" into Google, and saw the answer "42" and promptly ejaculated all over his Android phone.

by TheDebriefer January 20, 2012

googlegate

When bunch of dads use websites to answer trivia at a kids campout.

A date that will live in infamy occurred on 2/4/23. It shall be known as Googlegate. Dads used their phones to solve trivia questions instead of using their brains.

by WPWampum February 9, 2023

googlebutts

A website that used to be a kick ass picture of a cat (for no apparent reason, it was just an awesome cat) that some douchebag turned into a picture of the POW-MIA flag with a bunch of forums on the gayest shit you could imagine. This used to be used as something funny to show to people who thought googlebutts would be something obscene, now it's just a fucking huge pile of douches. GAY.

The three biggest fans of googlebutts were so greatly angered by the sudden change to the site that they posted their opinions on the forums and were quickly banned for no real reason by the douchebag who owns it. If you're wondering, this guy loves POWs and MIAs (long time) but hates freedom of speech, which I remind you those soldiers were fighting for.

by AAAAAAAAA! April 21, 2007

Googlelate

Verb: The act of using Google, which I have nick-named the Googlelator, to research anything from the mundane to the profound. Often used in relation to spontaneous Google use prompted by one's immeditate situation.

Adjective form: Googlelating. The activity of Googling with Google, a.k.a. the Googlelator.

Verb: Who is this actor in this movie we are watching? Let me Googlelate it.

Adjective: What are you doing right now? I am Googlelating.

by Wendi G February 28, 2010

googletelligence

To have the knowledge how to search on google.

Wow...your googletelligence was great finding that info.

by goober September 9, 2004

googolbyte

One Googolbyte equals 2 to the 100th power.
One Gigabyte equals 2 to the 30th power.
Kilobyte 2 to the 10th power
Megabyte 2 to the 20th power
GB Gigabyte 2 to the 30th power
TB Terabyte 2 to the 40th power
PB Petabyte 2 to the 50th power
EB Exabyte 2 to the 60th power
ZB Zettabyte 2 to the 70th power
YB Yottabyte 2 to the 80th power

There is a guy that is making a digital record of everything in his life. He wears a camera that snaps a picture every minute or so I'm told. I would guess that that Dude will need a new DELL with a Googolbyte hard drive real soon.

by Lawrence Langlais March 4, 2008

googleate

To Googleate, this means to research something using Google.

"Hey Terry, just Googleate the Part number and see if anything comes up."

by MPLS Wordsmith April 7, 2014