gaofushuai

Tall, rich and handsome male in China. This is ideal boyfriend, husband for Chinese lady.

Prince Harry is a gaofushuai in Britain
George Clooney is a gaofushuai in America

by RJ Thomas September 27, 2013

Goobus

Half way between a goober and a dingus. Not quite a dingus, but more goofy than a goober.

Man, that Ethan kid is a real Goobus.

by Goobmaster66 February 16, 2017

goofius maximus

Faux latin used in order to describe a situation where the goofiness has reached it's maximal potential within either a conversation, a show or simply by the viewing of memes. Or when you're not really mentally sober.

This word can also be used in reference to others as a type of name.

Example 1:

Michael: "Bro, what the hell was that LMAO?"
Arwen: "That your momma on the mic, bro? Why she sounding like that?"
Alex: "Come on guys, it's not that funny."
Arwen: "Bro, she be sounding like goofius maximus up in there"

Example 2:

William: "Yo, check out this meme I just found"
Henry: "Why are they walking like that?"
William: "I don't know but it's goofy as hell."
Henry: "literally goofius maximus."

by JustDacia October 27, 2022

goofster

One who is not quite a goof, but shows considerable progress.

She was such a goofster that she cut her own bangs, which did not come out strait.

by somegoof January 17, 2005

googus

The man with the sexiest coogus.

Oh my god! Look at that googus over there! His coogus is soooo sexy!!!!!

by Scott Sternus April 16, 2008

Goonus

/goo-nuhs/

A name given to someone who:
a) unintentionally makes you laugh with their idiocy
b) has just said something unbelievably dumb
c) accidentally injures themselves often or
d) is just generally a clumsy fool

'Goonus' can be used separately, or as part of a clever celebrity-based pun:

Idiot #1: How do you spell ATM?
Superior Being #1: Could you be more of a goonus?

Idiot #2: *knocks over glass*
Superior Being #2: You are such a goonus! You could be the fourth Goonus Brother (loosely based on Jonas Brothers)!

by Emile A4 March 12, 2009

Gofus

Short for ''Go fuck yourself''.

(GO Fuck UrSelf)

''Hey, Johnny! Wanna hang out?''

''Dude, how can you ask me that after you banged the entire female side of my family tree? Gofus, man!''

by NekiNeznanec January 23, 2012