Something-a-globular

The same feeling as "Somewhat-a-globular", except at the same time you wish to rebel against grammar

Oh no! Those people near by used the rebellious Something-a-globular!? What do we do!? Quick. Let us evacuate the country.

by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

Globular Clusterfuck

A number of closely interrelated disasters that are connected to one another through their collective gravity.

The expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cluster for group of stars and a clusterfuck.

The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico will ruin corporate reputations, damage the fishing industry, kill countless fish and birds, pollute beaches and coastal wetlands. In short it is a globular clusterfuck that will take years to recover from.

World War I, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression and World War 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular clusterfuck that spanned over three decades.

by AYYFRON June 1, 2010

Triple Gooberberry Sunrise

An alcoholic ice cream guaranteed to lift someone's mood. Consists of two scoops of vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate fudge, three bananas with cherries on top, three gooseberries to resemble eyes and a nose, strawberry fudge smeared into a smiley face, and a bit of that real real. Can be found at Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat.

Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh?

I guess I could use one of those.

Now you're talking.

by BigBean January 14, 2015

somewhat-a-globular

"Typical outward signs of a human who is feeling somewhat a-globular could be an unfocussed upward-tilting gaze and widely-stretched, flailing limbs; the person might also be clutching at or jabbing at the air with an item of stationery in what is generally understood to be desperation to focus his or her concentration"

"Give me that pen bitch! I'm feeling somewhat-a-globular and don't know what to do"

by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

uber goober

the complete and utter extent of goobage. one who squints a lot; has trouble controlling the volume of his or her voice; interrupts others to tell uninteresting stories but doesn't realize it; often far too enthuastic about everything; unusually large forehead and, the most significant uber goober sign: clueless of their ube goob status

That guy James is an uber goober to the max.

by yaboy May 27, 2006

gooback

People from the future who took your job!

The aging liberal hippie douche thinks these goo backs should be welcome in the present, but they took my job!

by Chrono72 April 28, 2004

Goobus

Half way between a goober and a dingus. Not quite a dingus, but more goofy than a goober.

Man, that Ethan kid is a real Goobus.

by Goobmaster66 February 16, 2017