Goldielocks

a female friend of gay men; more specifically bears, cubs and the like.

She's not a faghag, she's a goldielocks.

by Little Ms Red Riding Hood October 19, 2008

Goldilocks Theorem

Goldilocks Theorem is a technique for guessing answers to multiple choice questions. You throw out the highest and lowest answers and guess from what's left. Typically applied to three and four answer questions.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I failed that exam. I used Goldilocks Theorem on the whole thing, so unless I got really lucky I'm fucked.

by mr.failure April 29, 2010

goldilocks

1.A woman who prefers the company of fat, hairy gay men.
2.A fag-hag for bears.

She always hangs out with hairy, fat gay guys, she's a goldilocks.

by computerblue July 26, 2005

Cryptid Goldilocks Zone

The very tiny zone of species close enough to humans, where it's legal to have sex with them, yet far enough from humans where it's legal to kill them.

"Your turn, Frank. When you find Bigfoot, will you fuck him or kill him?"

"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."

by offender-go May 26, 2021

GOLDILOCKS

Adjective : Describes Something, Such As An Object Or Idea, As "Just Right".

Jessica Biel's ass is Goldilocks, yo. Not too big, not to small, but just right.

by J.W. Henderson December 21, 2007

Goldilocks

A good looking fit bird that goes for average boys, instead of popular boys.

Girl 1: Babe, why are you going out with him? You're way too good.
Girl 2: He's perfect <3
Girl 1: Pfft, Goldilocks much?

by Ben.... May 10, 2011

Goldilocks syndrome

When the bed is either too soft or too hard, and you have a horrible night sleep

Person 1: Man I hate working away, it's so hard too sleep on this bed it's way too soft.

Person 2: looks like you suffering from goldilocks syndrome, better go get some sleeping pills.

by Dyabolikal June 20, 2016