I play the laziest sport ever
other people do everything for me
Me: go get me my water go get me my clubs
not to mention I drive myself everywhere
yup I play golf
other people do everything for me
Me: go get me my water go get me my clubs
not to mention I drive myself everywhere
yup I play golf
by MensSize13Nikes October 20, 2019
The worlds biggest pile of shit and takes up so much land just to smack a ball with a stick when all that land could go to something fucking useful.
by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020
1. A game played on a large open-air course, in which a small hard ball is struck with a club into a series of small holes in the ground, the object being to use the fewest possible strokes.
2. When a male or female plays with his/herself normally done in public or a grassy area. Or in other words public masturbation.
2. When a male or female plays with his/herself normally done in public or a grassy area. Or in other words public masturbation.
1. Tiger Woods was the greatest golf player in the world.
2. I totally saw Jeff playing golf with his girlfriend at the camp grounds.
2. I totally saw Jeff playing golf with his girlfriend at the camp grounds.
by NegroDameus July 26, 2011
A meaningless, arrogant sport played by rich, white businessmen who make deals with one another to shape this country up a bit among themselves. The design of the game speaks of arrogance. Think of how big the course is. The ball is about six inches in diameter. Watching it is the equivalent of watching flies fuck.
John: Did you watch the PGA golf tourney this weekend?
Jane: I had better things to do, such as look up the word "golf" on the Urban Dictionary.
Jane: I had better things to do, such as look up the word "golf" on the Urban Dictionary.
by Explaining teen slang March 19, 2018
There is an American (of course) pro golfer who is ACTUALLY named Davis Love III
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT???
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT???
by Bigmeuprudeboy September 09, 2003
by Qbert October 07, 2004