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Goldstorm

A rage so great it causes you to involuntarily piss in copious amounts
"Look out for John, he's been having a real goldstorm since Jane dumped him"
by lawnchairlawnchair November 13, 2020
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Josh Gladstone

A nice person who's weird at first but once you get to know him he's really cool. He has brown hair, blue eyes and can make any situation funny.
Josh Gladstone seems weird but he's pretty cool.
by BigBoy69 May 6, 2014
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kodo Gladstone

Kodo thorn when he gets pegged and fucked by Anna thong and Toni Gladstone in a gay orgy
Kodo just got Gladstoned, he’s a Gladstone now.
A kodo Gladstone is when someone participated in a scat orgy
by Kodo Gladstone January 12, 2023
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Goldstyle

An alcoholic beverage made by "Car-bombing" a shot of Goldschlager into a glass of Old Style Beer. That is, the shot is dropped into the glass and then the entire mixture is chugged.
"Hey, get the Goldschlager and some Old Style, I'm going to make a GoldStyle.
by rtac January 13, 2009
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glowstonemine

Glowstonemine (aka. glow) (these are very original names) is a minecraft player with exactly 158 subscribers (but will have 157 when i unsubscribe). He started youtube in like 2018 or 2019 idk dont ask me, with a video of him mining glowstone. He now has an RTX 42069 TI. On the 12th of november, he got the huge milestone of 69 subscribers. This is probably around the time that I (etheaary) got more subscribers than him. He is the only minecraft youtuber that isn't a crazy dream stan. His most popular video is a (very original) edit of polish cow. The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. He thinks he's better than me at minecraft, when he isn't. He owns a youtube channel called "glowstone clips" in which, his profile picture is of him upside down. This makes everyone think he's Australian, which is obviously not true.
"glowstonemine is bad, he should get an rtx 69420"
by ihfsdihaoifd August 17, 2021
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THE GR8 GOLDSTIEN

any man with a big hammer who has complete control over any person they come into contact with. can not be stopped by any natural weapons in the world.

origin: there once was a man who travels all over the world and one day he had to spend the night in a small town. so one night he see every one over at the old town theater so he goes to see what all the fuse is about and he cant find a seat anywhere. he finds a seat finally just as the curtains open. all of a sudden every one in the room starts chanting . GOLDSTIEN GOLDSTIEN GOLDSTIEN.
then a guy walks out onto the stage and stands next to a table were three walnuts are laying. and as fast it could be he whips his mighty hammer out and cracks all three. and every one cheers as the curtains close. a few years later this man was back in the same small town. he decides at night he was gonna go see if this man was still doing his show. so he goes back to the old town theater were ever ones chanting GOLDSTIEN GOLDSTIEN GOLDSTIEN. as like before the curtains open and a more elderly man walks out but instead of walnuts on the table they were coconuts. but he still whips his hammer out and cracks them. this man was so surprised he went back stage to talk to this GOLDSTIEN. and when he asked him why he switched to coconuts. GOLDSTIEN just turned with a straight face and said MY EYES AREN'T AS GOOD AS THEY USE TO BE
girl: wow i just saw THE GR8 GOLDSTIEN break a bunch of coconuts with his mighty hammer

girl2: i know i saw it to, i think i might get a privet showing
by The Gr8 GOLDSTIEN February 5, 2010
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gladstone

A stoner in a constantly glad attitude. Sort of crazy, and horrible with certain RTSg.
Wow, that gladstone sucks.
by UnHoly-Assassin August 26, 2006
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