Goldilocks box 

A women's box that isn't too loose or too tight, it's just right.

My girlfriend's pussy is so perfect, she has a goldilocks box.

Goldilocks box by FLAILIAN March 28, 2017

Goldielocks

a female friend of gay men; more specifically bears, cubs and the like.

She's not a faghag, she's a goldielocks.

Goldielocks by Little Ms Red Riding Hood October 19, 2008

Goldilocks Theorem 

Goldilocks Theorem is a technique for guessing answers to multiple choice questions. You throw out the highest and lowest answers and guess from what's left. Typically applied to three and four answer questions.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I failed that exam. I used Goldilocks Theorem on the whole thing, so unless I got really lucky I'm fucked.

Goldilocks Theorem by mr.failure April 29, 2010

goldilocks 

1.A woman who prefers the company of fat, hairy gay men.
2.A fag-hag for bears.

She always hangs out with hairy, fat gay guys, she's a goldilocks.

goldilocks by computerblue July 26, 2005

Cryptid Goldilocks Zone 

The very tiny zone of species close enough to humans, where it's legal to have sex with them, yet far enough from humans where it's legal to kill them.

"Your turn, Frank. When you find Bigfoot, will you fuck him or kill him?"

"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."

Cryptid Goldilocks Zone by offender-go May 26, 2021

GOLDILOCKS 

Adjective : Describes Something, Such As An Object Or Idea, As "Just Right".

Jessica Biel's ass is Goldilocks, yo. Not too big, not to small, but just right.

GOLDILOCKS by J.W. Henderson December 21, 2007

Goldilocks 

A good looking fit bird that goes for average boys, instead of popular boys.

Girl 1: Babe, why are you going out with him? You're way too good.
Girl 2: He's perfect <3
Girl 1: Pfft, Goldilocks much?

Goldilocks by Ben.... May 10, 2011