Goffstown

A town, usually associated with Pinardville, Dunbarton, and New Boston. Consisting of Hicks with large boots and kids with side parts and skinny jeans. Nothing to do but go 'downtown' and steal slushys and candy from cumberland farms and eat pizza from Viksters with the pot heads at the skate park. Maybe if your lucky someone will drive you to Mcdonalds

I'm going to Goffstown to hang at the skate park tonight.

Dude, that kids from Goffstown, he must skateboard.

by goffstownkidspwn February 19, 2009

goffstown highschool

A high school located in Goffstown, New Hampshire. You got a good amount of hicks, whiggers and stoners with Goffstown being next to the weed kingdom, Manchester. People still talk about Manchester as if its a war zone. The school lacks diversity, most of the population being white.

It is an unspoken rule that everyone, including the freshman, hate the freshman.

Most of the cliques that reside in the school are more definable in the mornings before the bell rings. The stoners sit by the stairways or are in the bathroom smoking pot or some shit, jocks stand by the gym, weaboos and emos are in the theatre lobby, the art kids stay near the entrance of the art wing and the theatre geeks practically live in the music wing, possibly holding up a cult in the practice rooms.

Almost everyone holds a pocket knife in Goffstown highschool.

by skatingfasterandeatingass March 15, 2018

ya dun goofed

A way to signify someone screwing up, or failing miserably.

Made famous by the 11 year old Youtube trainwreck "Jessi Slaughter" aka "kerligirl13" and her Father.

Your daughter is posting nudes on the internet.... ya dun goofed.

All ya haters aint got nothin on me, ya dun goofed, I'ma make a brain slushie.

by Poor Child July 15, 2010

GOffeur

Someone, usually a buddy of yours, that drives you around to every local Pokéstop and helps you locate Pokémon in Pokémon GO.

I went out with my GOffeur last night and we hit a great haul! I'm all stocked up on Great Balls and I even caught myself a Dragonite!

by jackofspadesman July 24, 2016

Geoffery

Geoffery is a striking male who uses his charm and wits to woo any situation in his favor. He cares about those close to him and gives outstanding head. His appearance is gentle, yet dominant and he is known for smelling good.

He is most definitely alpha and recognizes when important people (especially women) close to him need his help. He is intuitive and fun! He only gets frustrated when compared to a Jeffrey/Geoffrey.

He is a rare commodity to be cherished.

Emma: I NEED to get someone with amazing tongue game
Trina: I think you need a Geoffery!

by ArmarilloArmadillo December 19, 2020

Gaffer scam

a term used when someone invites people to a gathering but in the end he backs out leaving the invited people in rage

ahmed invited 5 people for having a chat in the park but in the end he himself didnt show up leaving the other 5 people in rage. gaffer scam kardiya

by Slayer234 May 19, 2021

Goffyism

Describes a particular philosophical way of thinking, which involves striving to achieve human enlightenment through "M.M. Optimization"

1: "Goffyism is stupid"
2: "Yeah, but at least they Goffyists are having fun!"

by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022