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Geoff "the Rob"

a name beloning to only the greatest of men. Men who don't fuck with tap water, they brew their own beer. Watchu know about brewin' your own beer? A name so exclusive to mankind, it is a international law that only the finest of babies be bestowed upon the name of Geoff.

Many would die for the opportunity to meet a Geoff
mere mortal: uhhh...this is all wrapped in mitochondria right

Geoff "the Rob": I have descended down from Mount Olympus to personally tell you that nothing is wrapped in mitochondia

everyone else: IT IS A MIRACLE...ITS A GOD ON EARTH

Geoff "the Rob": I am afraid not, for I am just....a geoff

everyone else: ohhhh....ahhhhhh
by unsuspectingmortal October 21, 2011
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Geoffing

Verb ~ Standing uncomfortably close to people

Traditionally Geoffing occurs in doorways or next to a window however in recent years geoffing has become acceptable just about anywhere.
“I peaked outside and before I knew it I was being geoffed from every angle”

“I looked out the window at the amazing view and before I knew it Eric was bloody Geoffing me”
by Mowen93 October 19, 2019
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Geffend

An idiot of the first degree.

'Citing!
Person 1 runs into a tree repeatedly for an hour.

Person 2 points and says "What a geffend!"
by diskodoll March 19, 2007
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Goyff

A phrase commonly used to tell somebody to get on their fucking face. The person performing the goyff will achieve excellence if they scream then immediately extend their legs in a 90 degree angle while having their face completely on the ground.
Ben: Oh shit here he comes
Josh: Oh shit you’re right
Brandon: GOYFF
Ben and Josh: AHHHHHHH
Brandon: RESPECT ME
by Sigmoid Rothenberg December 15, 2019
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Goffa

A person who looks like a spud or emulates the behaviour of a spud 🥔
*Enters potato faced person*
Person 1: ‘blimey... look at the goffa on that fella’
Person 2: ‘Strewth... I’ve never seen such a goffa like that before’
by Plazzi May 9, 2020
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Mnema Geoff

American beggars who work at McDonald's that makes no difference between concept of average and short.

Range of average is between 5 ft 8.5 and 5 ft 10 therefore 5 ft 9 5 ft 10 is average

According to european's survey opinion ideal height is between 5 ft 10 and 6 ft 1 and 6 ft is not a minimal value
Height preferences are related to time and culture, however, differences remain for men and women. According to a survey conducted by Ipsos, the perfect height for men was higher than the ideal height for women.
According to 45 percent of surveyed participants in Belgium, men's ideal height was between 177 to 185 centimeters. As for women, 49 percent of respondents stated that the ideal height should be between 165 and 175 centimeters."
" New YouGov research into the subject of height finds that men and women both tend to think it's ideal to be slightly above average – but people are fairly open-minded.

On average, women say a romantic partner 5’3” or shorter is generally too short for comfort, while a partner 6’3” or taller is too tall, and the “ideal” height for a man is 5’11”
You must search on Google "statista ideal height Mnema Geoff"
by Sedorf1995 November 26, 2021
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on Geoff

Pronounced: GEE-OFF

The word "on Geoff" is used to swear on something or someone, once you use this swear you have officially joined the cult.

It is used to clarify that whatever you are saying is 100% true and the person receiving the information can fully trust what you are saying.

If you break a "on Geoff" swear you have ten days to redeem yourself by giving or receiving head (AKA blowjob) if you fail this then both of your parents will be executed and when you die you will go to hell and be raped by a overaged Bill Cosbey for 100 years and then thrown into a never ending pit.

If you go a whole lifetime without breaking a "on Geoff" swear you will be rewarded by the Geoff gods and be taken to a heavenly oasis where all of the girls look like Megan Fox and Kate Upton

WARNING: Breaking an "on Geoff" will result in bad luck for the rest of your family's future generations.
Ryan: "last night I was able to jerk off beside my dad without him noticing

Kyle: "Ryan there is no way that is true, ill believe you if you put it "on Geoff"

Ryan: "On Geoff it happened and it was exhilarating

Kyle: "Well I 100% believe you as you put it "on Geoff"
by The Geoff God December 16, 2020
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