glove it before you love it

meaning...

"Put on a condom before you have sex."

GirL:: you BETTER glove it before you love it bcuzz i CANT get pregnant!

by StunninMa April 12, 2007

glove slap

1. when smack someone in the face with a glove
2. you do this when you challenge someone to a duel

nazi glove slap are done by back handing someone with a glove

by PlayDohMan May 13, 2004

glove box sandwich

A sandwich you keep in you glove box for that quick on the go hunger quencher. Usually good for 6 to 8 years depending on location and type of sandwich

Jacob: I'm hungry can we stop and get a bite?

Ryan: We don't have time to stop, there's a Turkey Glove Box Sandwich in my glove box that's only 2 years old

Jacob: That sounds delicious!

by Javier Buttsniffer February 1, 2009

Glove Palsy

When your work institutes an always wear gloves policy and everyones hard earned callusus and rough man hands turn baby soft due to always wearing gloves while working.

ever since my job's new policy forced me to use these felt lined gloves for working with sheetmetal my glove palsy has become terminal.

by kharnifex707 June 3, 2011

glove cuntpartment

a hinged storage area in a car, less prevalent since the advent of passenger airbags.

Hey Phil, could you please get the radar detector and FDs out of the glovecunt!

by andy1 May 30, 2005

Glove Fulla Vaseline

Mentioned in John Steinbeck's Novel, Of Mice and Men The Passage states "You seen that glove on his left hand?"
"Yeah. Seen it."
"Well, that glove's fulla vaseline."
"Vaseline? What the hell for?"
"Well, I tell ya what - Curley says he's keepin' that hand soft for his wife."
"That's a dirty thing to tell around," he said."
Which has disturbed me since 9th grade and I couldn't get it out of my head!
Meaning keeping your hand soft for some kind of sexual pleasure one can only assume.

If I needed a smooth hand to do it right, I'd have a "Glove Fulla Vaseline", baby!

by Chanel B September 28, 2008

glove bag

made popular by singer Ke$ha, this means vagina

Boy come on give me rock stuff, come put a little love in my glove bag

by somechick04 March 29, 2010