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Aqua Globing

The Aqua Globe, an "as seen on tv" decorative glass tube used for watering house plants, is filled with an energy drink, espresso, or GHB then inserted into the rectum for sexual pleasure and prolonged erections. Sometimes referred as "globing" or "gerbil drowning", this practice is common among homosexual males at trendy night clubs.
Hey Les, bring some Red Bull we can do some Aqua Globing at the Sebastian's rave tonight.
by skunkman62 August 5, 2008
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gooning for the 1%

Brutal and more subtle strategies and tactics by the politicians, police, courts, corporations, and the 1% to suppress the right to free speech and the right to public assembly with regards to social, economic, and political justice. This is often done in the form shooting war veterans in the face with rubber bullets, tear gassing and beating and arresting defenceless bystanders, woman, children, protesters and the press with clubs and military like assaults. The beatings and violence suppression tactics are purported to be for public health and safety purposes (of the 1%).

This is often in contrast to the suppressors efforts to accommodate a small minority within the 1% (.0001% that destroyed the economy) by failing to enforce laws, writing new laws to make illegal activities legal, and providing perverse incentives, perverse subsidies, perverse bonuses, perverse tax breaks, perverse corporate transfer of wealth from the shareholders to the top management that increase social and economic injustice and destroy the economy for the 99%. The brutal tactics are supplemented by much more repressive tactics governmental by goons of the 1% that write laws and self-regulate their activities, since these methods are more pervasive and detrimental to the 99.9%
Someone should talk to the Koch Brothers about sponsoring a tea party for the Mayors and Governors to discuss improved methods for "gooning for the 1%". These Occupy Wall Street people are getting to be a public nuisance, and want to slow the transfer of wealth and power from the poor to the rich. The Occupiers also want to criminalize illegal activities of the 1%.
by mlhiss November 15, 2011
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Double Gloving

When you finger two hot chicas at the same time In a hot frantic love threesome that will make you feel like a gloved sex demon
e.g. Dave - "what you do last night bro?" Aaron - "I was up all night double gloving Saffy and Georgia them two cosy mittens from last night, I wore them like a pair of moist gauntlets"
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Globing

The action of burning a lighter in a circle to get every last bit of weed in the bowl
Friend:the bowl is dead bro.
"Nah dawg,It's cause you ain't globing it homie!"
by Globemaster420 January 17, 2021
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gooning and bating

Twirlina: Gurl where’s ms thing?
Samantha: gooning and bating, Gurl, gooning and bating
by Squirtgirl_69 September 4, 2023
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Double gloving

The act of wearing two condoms during sex, in the belief that they will offer double the protection.
Jared always carries a couple of condoms in his car, for double gloving in case he has a one night stand.
by AxonL July 5, 2020
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glowing

showing the radiance of health, excitement, etc., usually as a result of sex.
You just met up? Yeah right, you guys are glowing. Tee hee.

Damn kid, all the girls in that Vegas picture are glowing. We missed out
by isvk July 17, 2009
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