Glance

A quick and discrete look at someone's ass.

Herbert: Mamacita alert! Danny, get a glance at this specimen!
Danny's head spins 360 degrees to survey the horizon
Danny: Oh Herbert, you really know how to spot em'
Herbert: Da fuck is up with your neck!!! I'm calling the exorcist!!

by SirLunchbox August 22, 2016

Glach

The successful killing of ones enemies in combat when one is purposely handicapping oneself in order to bring shame to his/her opponent, and his opponents allies. Can only be accomplished through use of the following: hand to hand combat weapons, jars of urine, food, large blasts of un-ignited gas (at no point in a "glaching" may the target be lit on fire), energy drinks, and by taunting ones enemy to death.

"Brian just glached the shit out of those three soldiers with a baseball bat, and look he had a gat the whole time!"

"Fred

by LockePLUS;bolisdumplings August 24, 2009

fartive glance

That sneaky look over your shoulder to see if anyone just heard (or smelled) your fart.

Having eaten too many beans for breakfast, Michael let out squeaky fart just before the opening hymn at church. A fartive glance at the old lady behind him indicated that she had heard and smelled his squeaker, and she was not impressed.

by RedSonya March 24, 2009

Granch

Something considered to be disgusting. Often particularly something that has a bad smell.

Oh do you smell that? It's so granch.

by Zbisk November 5, 2022

poop glance

looking in the toilet and observing your poop after you have crapped it out

I think I saw John take a poop glance trying to find last night corn and mashed potatoes.

by plug19197 June 17, 2009

Ganch

A Northern Irish slang term used to depict a foolish or idiotic person. It can also be used as a verb when someone is behaving inappropriately or just generally being annoying (ganching)

That pokemon player is a total ganch!

Stop ganching you pair of ganchy mcganches!

by Lou1991 October 26, 2018

Glunch

A Glunch is a person on who talks about, thinks about, and does perverted things at all times of the day just because that's who they are. It may be caused by loneliness or desire to have intercourse but cannot satisfy their urges.

Alan: Look! There's my boner of the week! Dat ass...

Max: You're such a Glunch...

by Reesedabeast33 May 20, 2014