Gamble and Lose

When you think you have to fart and you end up shitting your pants

Oh shit dude, I just gambled and lost!

by Jenna September 8, 2004

Glambert Syndrome

An Obsession with Adam Lambert (American Idol Contestant), which involves the affected to continually talk about Adam, stare at pictures of Adam, continually listen to his music and Hourly check the official Adam Lambert website for news on his new album.

This disease has not yet mutated, it can only be passed on from glambert to glambert... But Pig Flu mutated... You never know...

Cures : Listening to Kris Allen, removing everything that is Adam Lambert from the affected's life, stop wearing you eyeliner/black nail polish or throw away your toy lamb that you named Adam.

"Are You still being treated for Glambert Syndrome?"
"Oh No!! I have cought Glambert Syndrome!!"

by lols4cett June 16, 2009

5am Gamble

Risk taken under the influence of alcohol very late at night, often during sleepovers, sofa crashes and slumber parties: while feeling reckless and uninhibited, the gambler will make a pass at someone either completely unavailable or way out of their league. The gambler will usually not be successful in their enterprise.

'I took a 5am Gamble last night. Still woke up with my clothes on though.'

by Jalfred Peacock November 20, 2009

losing the gamble

An alternate description of the term shart. An unintentional emission of feces during intended flatulence.

I was taking a piss the other day and tried to fart. It sucked, dude--I totally lost the gamble!

by bscepter February 12, 2005

dog shit gambler

radmeonjr1 is a dog shit gambler, and is so insignificant at gambling and is useless in all other walks of life, can't even boil toast, i wish him the best with being the most incompetent loser i have ever met. dont be like radmeonjr1 and drink after losing. drink after winning.

We don't fuck with that dog shit gambler radmeonjr1, he is a bad gambler

by TheGuyWhoHatesRadmeonjr1 May 22, 2022

GAMBLERS DIET

When a gambler goes out to Las Vegas, Loses all his money on friday night, and has to barrow from friends or eat off used plates at the keno bar until sunday afternoon.

Carlos went to Vegas last weekend. He played Texas Hold em for a couple of hours and lost. So he moped around the rest of the weekend on a Gamblers Diet.

by Broke4real November 6, 2010

gambled 'n lost/lose

When you push out what you think is a fart but turns out to be a turd.

Dude, after that Mexican food I gambled 'n lost. I had to run home and change.

by Bill June 18, 2003