gifted

used to describe your lovers exceptional abilities in bed.

Sean's girlfriend bragged about how gifted he was.

by Captain Unicorn May 07, 2003

Gifting

The art of texting complex communications using solely .Gif memes from the internet. Amalgamation of .gif + texting.

I was gifting my wife a play by play about my day at work.

by SuperDadJokes February 07, 2018

Gifted

Combination of nice ass and boobs

That Carmen Electra is gifted man! Nice tight ass and boobs

by Drew May 09, 2003

gift

a tool for getting sex. The exchanging of gifts has been around for thousands of years. It is more of a mating ritual than a practice of love.

Gifts are given to hot girls next door/receptionists/co-workers/and even grandparents. Good places for gift giving include public pools/libraries/highscools/and garage sales (hosted by people who clearly don't want the gifts they've recieved in the past)

Greg: "I can't get Sandy to have sexual intercourse with me...i've tried shoving my flesh stick into her face while it is long and hard but she just turns away" Fabio: "Give her a gift dude. Flowers, Chocolate or how about a romance novel featuring yourself? That one's worked for me everytime!"

by WashingtonPost February 12, 2010

gift

Grandma I'd fuck twice...

My ex-girlfriends mom is a gift..

"my brothers neighbors wife is a gift...."

"Whats that?"

A grandma I'd fuck twice....

by don flavio October 04, 2007

Gifts

Any kind of opiate based painkiller in pill form.

Oh man I'm feeling pretty crazy after snorting all of those gifts.

by Guysnatchley August 04, 2010

The Gift

Pronunciation: 'gift
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse, something given, talent; akin to Old English giefan to give

1 : a shitless wipe awarded from on high to a worthy recipient

1 : "Oh man, I just recieved THE GIFT today, I took a heinous dump and went to wipe what I thought would be a shitty ass and I was clean. God has been good to me."

2 : "The best way to be awarded THE GIFT is to hold your poo in til you are turtleheading. Your patience will yield a shitless wipe."

by SRS December 02, 2004