Ghettolections

collect dis money by all means necessary...gankin money out broke people bank accounts...

Hey this is Kesha calling from Ghettolections. I need my money on time!!

by Z' Beezy June 30, 2008

Ghettofectious

When somebody is so incredibly ghetto that it spreads to those around them like an infection.

"Damn that G was so ghettofectious he turned my teeth gold!"

by Pootypants March 29, 2010

Ghettollectual

A person, place, or idea that simultaneously exhibits a ghetto vibe/culture and an intellectual/academic inclination.

A concept that is both urban/gritty and intelligent/worldly at the same time.

I grew up listening to rap music and wearing baggy clothes but I love to read classic literature and enjoy visiting art museums. My friends say I'm a real ghettollectual.

She has tattoos, wears Air Jordan Shoes, and she is pursuing her PhD. She's ghettollectual.

by MrRomantico September 26, 2013

ghettobility

The ability to be ghetto.

Willow Beach has more ghettobility than Jackson's Point

by Josh Albrecht December 22, 2005

ghettoes

The state of your feet 6 weeks after you've had a pedicure, especially if you tried to make them look better by filling them in with a similar color nail polish.

Sister, those ghettoes are nasty! You need to get a pedicure.

by JK Laura Lester October 26, 2011

Ghettomechanics

The effective utilization of "ghetto", makeshift or otherwise unconventional materials in any process or application involving mechanical design.

The paintball gun I made works thanks to my expertise in ghettomechanics.

by GoatOnTurtle October 4, 2008

ghettogether

A gathering of ghetto people or somewhere ghetto.
Instead of a get together, it's a ghettogether/ghettogather.

1)

M: Hey, since we're in (insert ghetto city here) it can't be considered a picnic. It's totally a ghettogether!.......DAWG.

S: Hold on. Let me unpack my pepper spray.

2)

I think they're having a ghettogether.
- observes a group of ghetto people together-

by holycoww! February 22, 2011