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Gherkinspear

The process of using a larger pickle to fish out a smaller pickle from the jar because one's hands are too large to squeeze into said jar. Usually used because the gherkenspear is too large to eat and the smaller one looks just right.
I was too lazy to grab a fork, so I used a gherkinspear to fish out the perfect pickle to accompany my bowl of Cheetos.
by UnableToThinkClearly March 10, 2014
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Jerkin' the gherkin

Slang for the holy practice of masturbating.
(Ted sees Ed's room is a complete shitstorm of messiness)
Ted: "Ed, have you been Jerkin' the Gherkin?"
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 15, 2018
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jerking the gherkin

To wordmasturbate./word wordChoke the chicken,/word wordwank,/word word flogging the dolphin./word
We caught John jerking the gherkin.
by Miguel Sanchez July 2, 2003
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Gerwin

A man or woman with the lengthiest and veiniest horse shlong
I wish I was gerwin
by Johnsins69 February 25, 2021
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Smurfin the Gherkin

When a lady (smurfette) gives a guy a blow job with such enthusiasm she goes blue in the face due to holding her breath/being unable to breath.
Dude, she was so good at blow jobs she never came up for air, she's ace at smurfin the gherkin!
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Gherkin

A skyscraper in London's main financial district, which has become a very distinctive landmark on the skyline. It is informally known as "The Gherkin", but officially as The Swiss Re Tower, or just Swiss Re, after its principal occupier. It is 180 metres tall, making it the 2nd tallest building in the City of London, and the 6th tallest in London as a whole. The radical (and somewhat phallic) design is by Sir Norman Foster and ex-partner Ken Shuttleworth, and the building was constructed between 2001 and 2004.
"What's that giant glass penis doing in the middle of London?"

"Oh, that's just the Gherkin built by Norman Foster."
by Will Fox February 19, 2007
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Gherkin

Verb: sucking and jerking simultaneously, a more advanced technique than the Gluck Gluck 9000.
"Yeah bro, went over to Cassidy's last night and she gave me that sweet gherkin bruh."
by VR Colette August 25, 2020
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