sorry for looking into your eyes without permission

“sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” if you see a video and is getting bad vibes from it comment on that video and say “sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” because if you don’t thaf specific character can be in your dreams, or when you wake up it will watch you while you sleep. you could also supposedly get sa hurt killed and much more. Stay Safe

“i js saw this scary video jake i’m really spooked out” jake- “comment on the video and say” sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” then your all good sarah”

by anonymous July 25, 2023

Chicken Permission

Reaching maximum stoney bolony levels

Symptoms include:

-Severe cotton mouth
-Severe munchies
-75% squinting of the eyelids

-Excessive impulse to talk in depth about random things

Me: Yo, Pj, I can’t smoke anymore
Pj: Why not?
Me: Im already chicken permissioned

by Cgstuds17 June 11, 2018

chicken permission

so like when you eating something bomb mah nigga and you gotta make sure its ight with you cock

ayy dis shii luk gud den a bitch. i think i need some chicken permission

by random memes October 4, 2016

high school field trip permission slip

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation

Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”

by Fireguy47 December 18, 2017

PS permission

Someone who doesn't have the authority to give you permission to fuck a mentally retarded in the group home he lives at giving you permission to fuck a retard.

Michelle is a child killer and gave Kendra PS permission to fuck a mentally retarded in the group home in which they work. Michelle doesn't have that authority but she does it because her sons are retarded or something also and instead of doing her job she abuses her position to offer up her friends to the Disabled because it's dick is big. Michelle will be the one who lives with it for the rest of her life after the others are punished.

by Hym Iam January 3, 2021

permissioner

The title given to the boss on a job site when he is not allowed to make decisions on his own without calling the person above him.

(Worker 1) So what's the deal are we're moving the tree .
(Worker 2) I'm not sure yet the permissioner is call into the office to say what needs to be done and get the go ahead.

by Buddyro March 3, 2020

Permission to Pool Shot

"Permission to pool shot" is what you ask before you go full reverse cowgirl on a dude taking a shit. When you thrust on him, you pool shot the shit out of his ass.

Eric: Honey, leave me alone. I'm pooping.
Marlena: No, permission to pool shot?
Eric: Granted!

by ImJustItalian2839 September 21, 2021