gerked

adj. Being "high" on caffeine, to the point of incoherent annoying babbling and random hyperactivity and/or spacing out externally while mentally the mind is moving with incredible speed.

1. Man, after 10 XTZs I'm fucking gerked.

2. Hey dude, lay off the fucking Teas. You're gerked out of your mind right now.

by (L-CA) June 11, 2006

gerke

A massive pile of Shit

Ellie Sattler(Laura Dern) jammed her arm into a gerke in the original Jurassic Park.

by Mule1234 June 6, 2018

gerk

to have sex

damn u gerked last night

by javier i perez December 26, 2008

gerks

marijuana, a smoke that calms and refreshes, usually the compressed variety possibly containing seeds.

before the party we smoked some gerks. we are going to the concert , do you have your gerks. Angie only hangs around with us because we have the gerks.

by butter2 September 1, 2006

Gerke

When you completely non-satisfy a woman, usually resulting in premature ejaculation. Often ending with crying or embarrassment if not both.

In American Pie. Jim pulled a gerke when he climbed into bed with Nadia.

by Peacedawg November 21, 2009

gerk

v: the act of masturbating; wacking off; rubbing one out; punching the clown; choking the chicken; shaking hands with the unemployed; firing off some knuckle childreg; beating your fucking meat

Hey man, my mom caught me gerking last night with my sports illustrated for kids magazine on my bed.

by gasspaddle50 April 22, 2009

gerk

the girls of middle school in MD

geek+nerd+dork

omg that guy is such a gerk. he hangs out with his caluclator.

by hawwt shortiee May 13, 2005