a name beloning to only the greatest of men. Men who don't fuck with tap water, they brew their own beer. Watchu know about brewin' your own beer? A name so exclusive to mankind, it is a international law that only the finest of babies be bestowed upon the name of Geoff.
Many would die for the opportunity to meet a Geoff
Many would die for the opportunity to meet a Geoff
mere mortal: uhhh...this is all wrapped in mitochondria right
Geoff "the Rob": I have descended down from Mount Olympus to personally tell you that nothing is wrapped in mitochondia
everyone else: IT IS A MIRACLE...ITS A GOD ON EARTH
Geoff "the Rob": I am afraid not, for I am just....a geoff
everyone else: ohhhh....ahhhhhh
Geoff "the Rob": I have descended down from Mount Olympus to personally tell you that nothing is wrapped in mitochondia
everyone else: IT IS A MIRACLE...ITS A GOD ON EARTH
Geoff "the Rob": I am afraid not, for I am just....a geoff
everyone else: ohhhh....ahhhhhh
by unsuspectingmortal October 21, 2011
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Traditionally Geoffing occurs in doorways or next to a window however in recent years geoffing has become acceptable just about anywhere.
Traditionally Geoffing occurs in doorways or next to a window however in recent years geoffing has become acceptable just about anywhere.
“I peaked outside and before I knew it I was being geoffed from every angle”
“I looked out the window at the amazing view and before I knew it Eric was bloody Geoffing me”
“I looked out the window at the amazing view and before I knew it Eric was bloody Geoffing me”
by Mowen93 October 19, 2019
Get the Geoffing mug.American beggars who work at McDonald's that makes no difference between concept of average and short.
Range of average is between 5 ft 8.5 and 5 ft 10 therefore 5 ft 9 5 ft 10 is average
According to european's survey opinion ideal height is between 5 ft 10 and 6 ft 1 and 6 ft is not a minimal value
Range of average is between 5 ft 8.5 and 5 ft 10 therefore 5 ft 9 5 ft 10 is average
According to european's survey opinion ideal height is between 5 ft 10 and 6 ft 1 and 6 ft is not a minimal value
Height preferences are related to time and culture, however, differences remain for men and women. According to a survey conducted by Ipsos, the perfect height for men was higher than the ideal height for women.
According to 45 percent of surveyed participants in Belgium, men's ideal height was between 177 to 185 centimeters. As for women, 49 percent of respondents stated that the ideal height should be between 165 and 175 centimeters."
" New YouGov research into the subject of height finds that men and women both tend to think it's ideal to be slightly above average – but people are fairly open-minded.
On average, women say a romantic partner 5’3” or shorter is generally too short for comfort, while a partner 6’3” or taller is too tall, and the “ideal” height for a man is 5’11”
You must search on Google "statista ideal height Mnema Geoff"
According to 45 percent of surveyed participants in Belgium, men's ideal height was between 177 to 185 centimeters. As for women, 49 percent of respondents stated that the ideal height should be between 165 and 175 centimeters."
" New YouGov research into the subject of height finds that men and women both tend to think it's ideal to be slightly above average – but people are fairly open-minded.
On average, women say a romantic partner 5’3” or shorter is generally too short for comfort, while a partner 6’3” or taller is too tall, and the “ideal” height for a man is 5’11”
You must search on Google "statista ideal height Mnema Geoff"
by Sedorf1995 November 26, 2021
Get the Mnema Geoff mug.The act of finding something that is obscenely gory, not disgusting, but in fact exceptionally beautiful.
Pronounced exactly like "gorgeous" but spelled with an extra "e" to embellish the "gore" aspect.
Used by people who love gore and gory things to describe their appreciation for things most people find repulsive.
Pronounced exactly like "gorgeous" but spelled with an extra "e" to embellish the "gore" aspect.
Used by people who love gore and gory things to describe their appreciation for things most people find repulsive.
Did you see that scene in Rob Zombie's movie "House of 1000 Corpses where the chick gets splattered by the semi truck and it smears her guts and intestines all over the road?! It was fucking gore-geous!
by scaryjesus February 20, 2011
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The word "on Geoff" is used to swear on something or someone, once you use this swear you have officially joined the cult.
It is used to clarify that whatever you are saying is 100% true and the person receiving the information can fully trust what you are saying.
If you break a "on Geoff" swear you have ten days to redeem yourself by giving or receiving head (AKA blowjob) if you fail this then both of your parents will be executed and when you die you will go to hell and be raped by a overaged Bill Cosbey for 100 years and then thrown into a never ending pit.
If you go a whole lifetime without breaking a "on Geoff" swear you will be rewarded by the Geoff gods and be taken to a heavenly oasis where all of the girls look like Megan Fox and Kate Upton
WARNING: Breaking an "on Geoff" will result in bad luck for the rest of your family's future generations.
The word "on Geoff" is used to swear on something or someone, once you use this swear you have officially joined the cult.
It is used to clarify that whatever you are saying is 100% true and the person receiving the information can fully trust what you are saying.
If you break a "on Geoff" swear you have ten days to redeem yourself by giving or receiving head (AKA blowjob) if you fail this then both of your parents will be executed and when you die you will go to hell and be raped by a overaged Bill Cosbey for 100 years and then thrown into a never ending pit.
If you go a whole lifetime without breaking a "on Geoff" swear you will be rewarded by the Geoff gods and be taken to a heavenly oasis where all of the girls look like Megan Fox and Kate Upton
WARNING: Breaking an "on Geoff" will result in bad luck for the rest of your family's future generations.
Ryan: "last night I was able to jerk off beside my dad without him noticing
Kyle: "Ryan there is no way that is true, ill believe you if you put it "on Geoff"
Ryan: "On Geoff it happened and it was exhilarating
Kyle: "Well I 100% believe you as you put it "on Geoff"
Kyle: "Ryan there is no way that is true, ill believe you if you put it "on Geoff"
Ryan: "On Geoff it happened and it was exhilarating
Kyle: "Well I 100% believe you as you put it "on Geoff"
by The Geoff God December 16, 2020
Get the on Geoff mug.someone who is full of the bills and has literally ALL the bitches n hoes after him. but does not like to take them from all other playa's and gangsta's. he is a respectable man.
by G March 14, 2005
Get the Geoff (A.K.A. G-MONEY) mug.Orginated from Room 435 of Territorial Hall at the University of Minnesota in Fall of 2009. This game can be played in teams or free-for-all. A mug is placed approximately 10-15 feet from players. players get the same number of pingpong balls each round. players take turn shooting and trying to make it in the cup. If one makes a cup, the other two must drink a shot or an equivalent drink. if more than one make a shot, the remaining players must drink double. if a single player makes 2 balls in a round, the rest must drink 2 and etc with any more balls. if a ball bounces back to you, you may shoot the ball in hopes of making it. Defense of all kinds is allowed only when trying to pick up rebounded balls. The person who doesnt make the shot or the last person to touch his finger to his nose at the end of a round has to gather all the balls. ADD OWN RULES AT WILL.
Orgin of the name of the game comes from the first official match in which Geoff absolutely dominated his opponents
Orgin of the name of the game comes from the first official match in which Geoff absolutely dominated his opponents
by TheInventors December 1, 2009
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