Gelchslopristonism

The art of covering random household objects in thick paste in a humorous way.

I am going to gelchslopristonism everywhere

by Justin's Enemy April 18, 2023

Geophrey

Someone who resembles a giraffe and doesn't give a fuck what you think about them, but is extremely intelligent.

Yea man, he was being such a Geophrey.

by classnerd February 27, 2012

gelpi

A mexican who plays soccer

That gelpi is so good at soccer

by Piggybackpeak4 October 12, 2017

gephyrophobia

Fear of crossing bridges.

I can't cross that bridge i have gephyrophobia

by Fared January 20, 2007

Dick Gephardt

A congress man from Missouri, whose facial chararteristics resemble an unborn fetus.

(A young couple at their first sonigram for their unborn baby) Gee, Peg, our baby resembles Dick Gephardt!

by Z-girl January 22, 2004

gelp

when u stick ur dick up someones nose and cum and the cum goes out there ears

i totally gelped that chick last night

by dr dickey March 6, 2009

Gelhead

Addict to gel.
Someone unable to step out of his/her front door without dousing his/her hair with gel.

"They found Lenny lying unconscious on the floor of his bedroom.Apparently he was suffocating from hair-clotting,the GELHEAD!"

by paganroman August 2, 2007