Gedging

When you are gay and you are edging

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by steven bruner October 18, 2022

GEGGING

Gegging, is the Australian slang for wanting to do some, but you cant be fked.

The term Gegging is used as Past tense, E.g. Telling your mates, Smoko (example below) is gegging once again.

Characters: Rob, Durry & Smoko.

Rob called up Smoko to get on the beers, with durry this monday but smoko couldn't be fked.

- 'Rob', Smoko is gegging once again! he needs to pull his head in, get of the couch & come out!

by 𝅶 January 14, 2024

gelqing

The act of putting a towel around one’s own penis and pulling violently to drastically increase penis length

Hey I just started gelqing, now my penis is really long!

by Erk!! February 6, 2024

Gelqing

Like jelqing but instead of lengthmaxxing you girthmaxx. Preformed by stretching the shaft horizontally instead of vertically.

Miro: Om have you been jelqing?
Om: Nah man I’ve started gelqing three times a day

by Indian that pulls the trans May 7, 2024

Gelqing

Similar to jelqing, but instead of lengthmaxxing one girthmaxxes. This delicate operation is performed by using two methods:
1. The accordion- the shaft is compressed vertically so the length goes to the girth.
2. The stretch- a user stretches the shaft horizontally

*For optimal results do four sets of 10 stretches/compressions or until failure

Miro- Hey Om have you been jelqing recently?
Om- Dude, I’ve been Gelqing three times a day. I’m going to have a Pringles can by tomorrow

by Indian that pulls the trans May 24, 2024

gelting

When one cuts his penis in half to put it inside identical (male) twins.

“Tom, Tim, do you want to go gelting?

by bbcnuts March 17, 2024

GELKING

Doing karaoke with a live band that is good enough

Tonight I’m gelking at the bar with friends

by Fries60 April 17, 2024