Rudy Gobert

A Rudy Gobert is your friend who never takes serious issues, serious. For example, a Rudy Gobert will joke about catching COVID-19 and then he will be the tool who ends up getting COVID-19.

Hey, Antonio, don't lick your fingers after eating your hot cheetos, it is not healthy and you do not want to get sick with that COVID-19! Antonio then proceeds to lick and suck on his fingers since he does not take serious issues, seriously. "He's just being a Rudy Gobert, that fool with probably catch something." Two days later Antonio is in the hospital with COVID-19. Don't be a Rudy Gobert.

by Caltexeg March 13, 2020

Bishop Guertin Lax

When the gods created lax many many years ago, they agreed upon one thing. Bishop Guertin lacrosse would reign supreme one day. Probably the most bro team in the northeast, Bishop Guertin lax has rich tradition and history forged by the founding brothers of the mid 2000's. Sparked by the upset of the century in a title win over pinkerton in 2005, bg has been the definition of 603 lax. Guertin enjoys routinely spanking opponents with ease. Led by God (CC) himself, this team inspires fear. With routine bro sessions, pre-game techno raves, fresh flow, and the requirement of having godly calves, bg lax is what it's all about. Simply put, they piss excellence.

Bro#1: dude, isnt pinkerton the best lax team in the 603?
Bro#2: nah brah, bishop guertin lax dominates them on the reg.

Bro#1: wait, bro, dont they recruit, bro?
Bro#2: negatory broseph, theyre so nasty that everyone wants to play for them broski. Basically, bg's name recruits itself brah.

Bro#1: word bro.

Bro#2: chill.

by OfficerFarva June 3, 2011

slippery gertrude

It is the ultimate sexual act where a man ejaculates onto a drum stick and then shoves it up his wife's pussy. The wife then menstruates into a box of stove to stuffing and they stuff that inside a whole duck. They bake it then proceed to eat the meal. They eat nothing else until the meal is excreted. They use the oil from the excrement to make a lubricant. AKA the slippery gertrude

For thanksgiving this year, me and my wife doing the slippery gertrude.

by Ashiok January 17, 2021

Gertatude

When your sassy inner minx is about to bust out. You automatically KNOW (think) you're the best at dancing, drinking, flirting, boss ass bitch-ing, comeback killing, and slaying bitches.

*form of euphoria

*alpha of all forms of females... Actually of everything in the universe.

*opposite of a basic bitch

*hottest girl feeling herself at the party!

Walked into a black light party and instantly turned on my Gertatude!

by Gertysareus1 September 1, 2014

Gaertner

A tall white guy with the name "Gaertner" is obsessed with baseball, cute, and hot af. Great kisser and also looks like a high school porn star, but he said he likes watching men in the locker room instead. Anyways he's really chill an funny af.

Look, it's a tall Gaertner! Pick him!!

by Westcampchamp, I <3 Kyle January 31, 2017

Gerta

Gerta, a beautiful woman who enjoys her life and doesn't let anyone get in her way. Gerta loves social media, soccer, dance or gymnastics. She loves her country family and friends!

Boy: WOW LOOK AT Gerta SHES SO PRETTY

Girl: I know!

by Koala123🐨 November 5, 2017

Gertrude and Jimmy

People who you love and love to hate. They are that guy or girl who you were sort of/kind of romantically entangled with, who you now just kind of hate, but still want to do. If you know Gertrude or Jimmy you probably want to fuck them and you also probably want to fuck them over. Because, basically, that's the type of people they are---fuckers.

Dear Diary,

New Jimmy. Slowly hating him. While simeltaneously liking him very very very much. Ahhh, I'm fucking angry. Fuck Gertrude and Jimmy!

by BerthaGertrudeJimmy March 7, 2008