gazonga(s)

describes any prominant body feature on a girl.(or the sound it makes when unleashed from clothing)

wow, look at her gazonga(s)!?

by Jesus's Penis (a.k.a. J-Nug) June 9, 2003

gazonker

remote control device

"Honey, it's time for American Idol, pass me the gazonker"

by carapulcralover June 12, 2008

gazonkers

A slang term used to describe extremely large fake breasts.

"Bro, check out Pat's mom's gazonkers, she must have spent a fortune on those pups."

by G-rizzle420 January 8, 2008

gazonked

"Gazonked" - good and shit-faced, to be wasted, drunk, drugged out, highly inebriated.

Before I have sex with her, I have to be good and gazonked.

by Captain Jack 97 October 27, 2010

Gazonkanut

Often confused with a dangleberry, or dingleberry. These however are their larger, harder cousin. This variety comes about due to neglect of the above-mentioned. They accumulate and clumb together forming a large nut/knot. Garden shears are usually required for removal.

You dirty bastard! You haven't washed in weeks. How? Can you tell? Yeah, those gazonkanuts you're carrying are making you walk strange.

by Pedro Juan Colina Rodonda February 17, 2021

gazinka

a generic encompassing noun used to name an item for which a specific word is not coming to the mind of the speaker

"please pass me the gazinka" in this case the speaker was not able to think of the word to name the remote control;
or
"do you have any of those gazinkas left?" the speaker does not know the name of the item he or she is requesting but wants to impress the person they are addressing.

by QueenGazinka January 31, 2008

Gazonga

An unleavened Norwegian flatbread made by strange hippies who don't eat any of the things in ordinary bread.

"Do you have any bread?"
"Yes, have a Gazonga, they're gluten free!"
"Hmm, this wasn't quite what I had in mind."

by lothorse July 1, 2021