the gavel

the act of repeatedly slapping your now flacid penis on a girl's face after ejaculating on her face or in her mouth while exclaiming, "Court is adjourned!"

After a nice dinner with my wife, we retired to our bedroom for a night of intercourse. After finishing the act orally, I proudly gave the gavel to the mother of my children.

by noels701 November 16, 2007

The Gavel

A sex act in which a man is having intercourse with a woman in the missionary position, and, when he is about to orgasm, pulls out his cock and shoots all over the girls stomach. Before losing his erection, he slaps the puddle of gizz on the girls stomach and proudly declares, "Justice has been served".

Can you believe Ned pulled the gavel on that tri-delt ho last night? It was like judge joe brown up in that bitch!

by Tha Dogg October 1, 2006

gavel jockey

another name for a judge

"That gavel jockey gave me probation."

by B2274 January 3, 2008

Gaveller

Noun

1.One who Gives off a negative or awkward vibe

2.Tries to fit into society by constantly changing their manor isms and appearance but is constantly rejected

3. Misfit

4. Alex is a gaveller as he has no friends or companions.
5.Alex is a misfit as he does not fit in to the social norm

by 3sherm October 23, 2012

gavel coaster

A gavel coaster is the small wooden disc that the head of a gavel is rested upon when it is not in use. When in use, the gavel coaster is hit upon by the gavel, whereupon making a loud noise to quiet noisy rooms.

The judge rested his gavel upon the gavel coaster when he was done silencing the court.

by ocelotdude May 7, 2009

The Wooden Gavel

When you tap the head of your sleeping partner with your erect penis and in an authoritative manner, make a meaningful proclamation.

{thump thump thump}
BITCH! This dick isn't gonna suck itself! This is the Wooden Gavel!

by Alyssatard February 5, 2010

pound your gavel

slang for masturbation, mainly for a judge. see also beat your jesus, and fluff the garfeild

the court rules we take a break, so i can pound my gavel with a little privacy

by T-Dog! March 31, 2003