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Cooper Gouvellis 

Roses are red , violets are blue , Cooper raped me so hard I had to poo
Man: holy fuck that cooper Gouvellis sure can give me that good booga shuga
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golden gavel

Model UN slang. At the end of each conference, the nerd dubbed "best delegate" wins the gavel used by the chair. Usually this is given to whoever yells the loudest or kisses the most ass, but there's a special case where the delegate wins the gavel by having sexual intercourse with the committee chair, dubbed a "Golden Gavel". It's only a true Golden Gavel if the relation was between a female chair and male delegate, otherwise it's creepy. Shoutout to my boys who've succeeded in this rare feat.
- "Alex fucked his hot ass chair last night, he's going to get the golden gavel tomorrow"
- "What a fucking legend"
gavel (pronounced gah-vul) ~verb

Judge's hammer. Slang used in same way as 'smashed'.
Owen: Oh, man, I saw you with that hot chick yesterday. Did you bang?
Jason: Bang her? I gavel'd that shit, bro.
gavel by ODawg February 25, 2013

Gavelling 

A sex act, in which a woman provides oral sex to a man. At any point during the act, the man pulls out, thumps the woman solidly on the forehead with his penis, and declares loudly, "Order in the court!"
Bob hammered out a recess, swept his judge's robes around him and headed to his chambers. His administrative assistant, Nadia, was waiting for him. Bob proceded to hammer out something else, gavelling Nadia firmly.
Gavelling by billn May 31, 2007

judge's gavel

The judge's gavel was banged by the judge, who was yelling "ORDER! ORDER"!
judge's gavel by Chaos_Side October 19, 2006

Google-Gavel 

Used in a digital discussion to make a point. a quick google and screen shot a data point expecting it to end it there like a gavel.
"See dude, its right here" ...*Screenshot of a Wiki page*

"There's no insight there, you're just using Google-Gavel . We need context Bruh"
Google-Gavel by HateFiveToo November 20, 2019