Gaspard

Is a french male who thinks he's smooth with the ladies but is really just Awkward. He sees beauty in common things. Is a fairytale romantic. Does not care about the world around him if you are upset. Will also look you in the eyes while hugging you saying he's sorry. Loves intensely. Is a provider and protector of the woman he loves. Is not a jealous guy. Will carry you on his back if you are to drunk to walk. He is trust worthy and loves an adventure. Also likes to wear the pants in the relationship because he's French.

Gaspard is the type of man I want to meet in Paris on vacation durring spring time. . Fairy Tail Romantic

by shelbycola October 12, 2017

Gastard

A person that farts on purpose in a confined area, like an elevator or storm shelter. Knowing full well that you can't get away!

You waited to fart until the elevator door shut? You dirty gastard!!!

by Chachi Davis May 4, 2017

Gaspar

A cool guy that knows computers and does a lot of weird shit.

Gaspar is a pervert

by Psychoagent028 March 16, 2022

Standard Gossard Deviation

The point in time when although things are working fine a complete system restart has occured

Them: How'd things go last night during registration?

Me: Well as you can see by this graph, thigs were working but here you see the standard gossard deviation, then it was busy again.

Them: What an idiot!

by justsomeahole February 28, 2012

gasparilla

a bad ass time where you drink from 8 am till the next day if you make it, kegs, 600,000 people + 7 miles of street parties and some boobs if you have good beads. although there is some significant reason for it , all i know it for is to get wasted and have the best fucking time of your life.

some guy "hey its a saturday in january whats going on ?"
other guy "its fucking Gasparilla you idiot lets get downtown!"

by badassjay February 21, 2007

gossard

a beautifully stunning girl, and also a girl undiffiable to getting over after years

i wish i had that gossard to myself

by jeremy trite January 22, 2009

Alex Gaskarth

The lead singer of All Time Low. His name literally means YOU. ME SEX. NOW. He is having a bromance with All Time Low's guitarist Jack Barakat. He wears anything he wants and still look extremely hot, he can even pull off a skirt. He said that he doesn't know how to swear and that all his mind are capable of is pulling two out of nowhere and stringing them together, and he once called Matt Flyzik a dick fucker.

Me: I went and saw All Time Low yesterday.

Person: Really? How was it.

Me: How was what?

Person: It.

Me: Oh you mean 'IT'

I saw Alex Gaskarth and Jack Barakat making babies.

Person: Duh, his name literally means YOU. ME. SEX. NOW.

by fuckyeahalltimelowswears September 9, 2010