Gareth Keenan

A character from BBC's The Office played brilliantly by Mackenzie Crook who always gets the piss taken out of him (even though he probably always deserves it) by office-mate Tim Canterbury.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.

Remember when Tim put Gareth's stapler in jello in episode 1?

by Jace March 25, 2005

Grothing

To excrete faecses while ejaculating

David was having a quiet grothing session at home by himself while the mrs and kids went shopping, he was unaware that she forgot her purse. She ran quickly into the house to get her purse from the kitchen and found David in the heights of grothing on their dining table......
"OH MY GOD?!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DAVID??!!!!!! I told you not to be grothing all over the house!!!! Your paying for the cleaner this time!!!!! I hope you save that for our churting session in Thursday....."

by Grothstalker September 29, 2012

Gareth Rees Chat

A man with the weakest chat in the world...even worse than Oliver Fillinghams.

"oh mate that was such gareth rees chat"

"Your chat is Gareth Rees"

by Tom Hall13 March 12, 2013

Narfle the Garthok

1. Fighting a tough enemy against your own will. (Movie Definition)

2. You/Friend(s) about to sleep with someone nasty

3. Taking a shit

1. You will Narfle the Garthok

2a. I Narfled the Garthok lastnight
2b. Dave looks like he's going to Narfle the Garthok
2c. Hey lets all Narfle the Garthok tonight

3. I'm going to Narfle the Garthok

by Tipsy T June 19, 2008

Garth Marenghi

Fictional character devised by comedians Matt Holness and Richard Ayoade. Garth is a successful (but yet poorly skilled) horror writer and first appeared first appeared on stage with the Mighty Boosh during their Hen and Chicken residency.

Holness' Garth Marenghi appeared on Channel Four, UK Television in 2004 on a series called "Garth Marenghi's Darkplace which was a spoof of 70s and 80's Television shows written by Holness and Ayoade. In Darkplace, Garth (played by Holness) intern plays the character 'Dr. Rick Dagless M.D.' or 'Dag' as his "buddies" refer to him. He plays a Doctor in a hospital called 'Darkplace' where the gates of hell have been opened. The comical spoof sees Rick battling evil forces as well as tending to patients.

Channel Four have announced a Darkplace film and an interview series from Ayoade and Holness playing the Darkplace Characters.

"Greetings traveller, I'm Garth Marenghi. Most of you will probably know me already from my extensive canon of chillers."

by F-l-e-a August 19, 2006

garota de programa

Noun,
Portuguese
Meaning "prostitute"
Literally "girl with a program"

Verb:
"Fazer programa"
Meaning: offering her services as a prostitute

Voce e garota de programa?
Are you a prostitute?

Voce faz programa?
Are you available (as a prostitute)?

by Henk121178 January 27, 2007

Gareth

He is very shy and likes to keep himself to himself but is a lovely friend. He is very creative on the computer. He is quite quiet but when you want him to contribute, he will do it without a doubt. He makes people smile with his natural funniness. You either love him or hate him- if you hate him you are stupid.

"Who's that dude in the corner? He seems quiet..."
"Oh, that's Gareth... he's a cool dude."

by anontothemazxxx October 15, 2011