garrison

He is a sex god. He has an abnormally large penis. Hes not very smart and is looking to go basically no where in life. He is extremely tall and handsome. He has extreme sex appeal and has an extreme jew fro. He is a TOTAL freak in bed. Hes always attracted to brunettes, and is the best guy a girl could ask for. He has a great ass. He's very nice to any of his girlfriends but the crazy things he does endangers them. Never drive with him. Its very unsafe.

He was definitely a Garrison.

by garygary1234 July 6, 2010

garrison

a rather posh name decribing the ghettos most notably a jamaican ghetto

instead of saying "mih come from the ghetto"

its "mih come from the garrison"

youve never been to the ghetto until you've been to the garrison.

by jamaicanblacks September 21, 2007

Pulling a Garrison

When you have a sex change, and then decide you want to go back to being the sex you formerly were. Derived from South Park character Mr. Garrison, and what he did on the show once.

Guy: Where's Nicki?
Guy2: Oh, she became Nick again.
Guy: So, when Nick said he wanted to be female, he was pulling a Garrison?
Guy2: Yup.

by AWarnerS August 7, 2011

Ben Garrison

the brown stain that collects around the anus after many years of bowel movements

Andy goes to the anal bleacher to have his Ben Garrison removed in anticipation of anal sex after meeting a new man on grinder.

by Some say the worst December 3, 2019

Garnish

To add a touch of bling to an outfit.

Yo nigga, you betta garnish that shit if you wanna be flossy.

by el_estevan February 1, 2009

The garnish

After dropping your man juice on a persons face, you rip your ass hair out and sprinkle it upon thier face. To "garnish " ones face

" you How was she? did you do the garnish"

by Joe and Nate April 9, 2008

Ben Garrison

Benjamin Garrison is a conservative political cartoonist, and a very controversial one at that. Garrison is (in)famous for brutal depictions of many left-wing figures, especially during the Covid-19 Pandemic, and after Joe Biden's controversial election victory.

Ben Garrison has been at it for several years. His most famous cartoon, "The Deep State Monster", was the one that put him on the map and defined who he is. In May 2020, he sparked a massive controversy after making a cartoon that depicted Nancy Pelosi as a power-hungry monster who is using the pandemic for her own gain at the American people's expense.

His most controversial cartoon, however, was on January 7, 2021 -- the day after the Capitol Riot. This cartoon, demanding that Americans "Stop the Steal", got him and his website permanently banned from Twitter. He's still active on Facebook, however.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 7, 2021