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Gaara

That dude in naruto and born with eyeliner and got cursed with a stupid tattoo saying “愛” which means love. He had a rough childhood and he looked like a guy who belongs in an emo boyband and actually looked good. Now he just got a Karen cut.
Gaara is from naruto.
by G A A R A April 6, 2022
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Gaara Syndrome

A condition that affects a person where the only person they are capable of loving, is himself/herself. Someone who has Gaara Syndrome is often called a Gaarasist. Not to be confused with narcissism and/or narcissist.
Eugene: Fuck you too! (hangs up cellphone)
Jerry: What's with you?
Herman: My fiancee just dumped me! She's going for some douchebag with a Mustang and a Ph.D!
Mark: Ow man, that's harsh!
Herman: You know what, forget love! Nobody seems to want to love me like they should, so I'll go love myself! Apparently I'm the only person I can trust in a relationship! (walks away)
(Three Weeks Later)
Doctor: So what seems to be the problem?
Eugene's Brother: It's not me, it's my brother, he refuses to even consider dating girls anymore.
Doctor: Why, is he gay?
Eugene's Brother: No, he says that he refuses to love anyone but himself.
Doctor: Another case of Gaara Syndrome! That's the fifth time this week! (looks around for the patient) Why isn't the patient here?
Eugene's Brother: Apparently you're the guy who whooed his fiancee, and I don't think that murder would help him get over his condition.
Doctor: Ah! That Eugene!
by BaconFTW!!! November 14, 2010
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Subaku no Gaara

Possibly one of the most kick-ass characters from Naruto. He starts off evil and killing everyone without giving it a second thoguht. He is the Jinchuriki of the one tailed demon Shukaku. A Jinchuriki is the host of the demon (Naruto is also a Jinchuriki). While fighting Naruto, Gaara realizes his mistakes and accepts his teammates as being his siblings. In Shippuden, he is Kazekage and does not kill anymore unless for a good reason, like someone attacked his friends or village. He gave his life to protect his village (although he was brought back to life). Personally, I think he's amazing and one of the most dynamic characters in the manga/anime. (Dynamic meaning he undergoes a noticeable personality change). He also has many fangirls because he's just so freakin awesome.

AKA "Gaara of the Sand"
"To them I'm simply an object from the past that they wish will disappear Then why do I exist? Why am I alive? When I thought about this I could find no answer. But as you live you need a reason otherwise it's the same as being dead, I then came to this conclusion I exist to kill every human besides myself. Fighting only for yourself living while only loving yourself If you think that everybody else simply exist to allow you to experience that feeling nothing is better then that world. As long as there are people in this world for me to kill and continue to feel that joy of living my existence will not vanish.”

-Subaku no Gaara
by FacePunch April 7, 2012
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Gamatio

Getting blown while playing a video game. Pronunciation - guh-may'-shee-oh.
See if you can finish an entire stage on Dirt 2 without crashing while getting a gamatio.
by -HEF- September 20, 2009
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Gaara

The most badass character from Naruto.

Hes pretty hardcore because he controls sand and has a wicked tattoo on his head. Gaara likes to walk in the beach, destroying kids sand castles, just to build a giant mansion of sand to brag about it.
A day with Gaara:

Kid: Hey! Look at my sand castle!

*Gaara kicks it*

Kid: Hey man wtf!

Gaara: I love to kill things.

Kid: Emo bitch! No one loves you! Kill yourself! I hate you! I HATE YOU!!!

Gaara: What... did... YOU SAY??????????
AAHHRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHYTTHT!!

*gaara goes gaga*

Kid: HOLY SHIT!

Gaara: YOU DONT LIKE ME??? ARRGG! THE PAIN!!! DIE!!!!!

*gaara kills the kid by snapping every bone of him with his sand. Them he makes the body explode, leading to a bloody mess: gibs all over. Them he picks the kids heart, and smashes it with his hand, with blood and blue veins coming from all sides The carnage is unbelievable*

Gaara: I feel better :)

And thats a day in Gaara's life.
by Chullage February 4, 2009
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Gamahauche

Performing cunnilingus for an extended length of time.
I love to gamahauch my wife. I could do it all night long.
by Al February 16, 2005
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gaara

One of the HOTTEST characters on Naruto. He is also very strong.
Gaara is such a hottie
by sakura1336 August 18, 2006
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