Bear gram

a group of guys jizz on a girl and roll her around on a barbership floor

for valentines day, me and 5 of my friends gave my girlfriend a bear gram

by Rob Kovell February 11, 2009

Salmon Gram

A Salmon Gram is similar to an old fashion telegram, or a flower delivery to a person or business, but the flowers are replaced with a whole salmon fish (head and tail). A delivery man responds with a long stem rose box complete with a bow. As the receiver of the Salmon Gram eagerly and excitedly awaits his or her message, the delivery man takes out the Salmon and beats the receiver over the head and face repeatedly, then exits in a calm fashion.

I hate that dumb broad, if she doesn't watch out, she is gonna get a "Salmon Gram."

If that dumb broad try's to tell me how to do my job one more time, she is gonna get a "Salmon Gram" to the dome piece!

by CougarTom March 18, 2011

Carter Gram

A really overpriced gram of weed.

Person A: I paid 35 for this, is that a good deal?
Person B: Nah bro, you bought a whole carter gram.

by moz_11235 October 25, 2020

graf orlock

southern california based cinema-grind band which melts faces with gnarly blasts, an array of sound clips from various late 80's/early 90's action films and lyrics comprised entirely of selections from the scripts of the aforementioned films.

i totally got what i deserved during the breakdown in "todd and janelle" at the gorlock show last night.

graf orlock is the best/most annoying band in the world.

www.graforlock.com
www.myspace.com/graforlock

by snitchDOOM February 26, 2008

The Gram

Slang for instagram.

I can't take the picture with all that clutter in the background. You know I'm posting this on The Gram!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 4, 2022

Flexin' for the Gram

When you are constantly are taking selfies or pics of expensive merchandise to put on Instagram to show off.

Bro #1: Dude, why do you put a new selfie on Instagram every damn day?!

Bro#2: Man, don't worry about me, I'm just flexin' for the gram, gotta show the ladies what's good!

by JMoneyyyy89 June 14, 2016

ins-troll-gram

The act of disseminating false, misleading or contrived Instagram messages in order to ascertain possible security intrusion or confirm suspected account surveillance.

*Yo! I just scored me some dank gas. *Wanna try it?
✓But you don't do drugs, bro..
*(Yeah, I know. That was an ins-troll-gram...I think my account has been compromised).

by YAWA October 19, 2017