Goldie

Literally the most unoriginal name you could give a goldfish. Take five seconds out of your time to name your fish memefish or something idk

Jeff: Hey do you have any pets?
Other Jeff: Yeah, I do!
Jeff: Oh cool! What kind?
Other Jeff: A goldfish!
Jeff: Wow, what's your goldfish's name?
Other Jeff: Goldie.
Jeff: ...
Other Jeff: ...
Jeff: ...how original.

by Starberry Gaming September 27, 2020

Goldie

A Goldie is a funny, cool gold digger that usually lives in the car and has been used for a while. Goldie is a very good thing that has been going well for a few months. Goldie is a 40 year old man who forgot how to shave. When you see a Goldie help them out in the morning.

"I'm going Goldie"
"Goldie is like French Brad"

by Car liver January 3, 2022

Goldie

A golden state of mind, a positive outlook on things , a golden perspective on things where you know everything that shines ain’t good but it’s worth something

Keep ya mind Goldie.

Jan & her friends always had a Goldie way for looking at things.

It’s just you and your Goldie out here You gotta protect that at any means

by Davey faucet February 21, 2022

Goldie

Scottish affectionate term for a glass of whiskey.

Gies us a Goldie, Boabby

by anonymous October 9, 2023

goldie oldie

Short for golden oldies. It is something that is old, but really good still. Classic, if you will.

Andrea: Have you heard the song, "Boogie Shoes?"
Sarah: No.
Andrea: Are you serious? It's a goldie oldie!

by RibosomesMaster March 13, 2011

Goldie Spawn

Goldie Hawn's daughter AKA Kate Hudson

Have you seen "Almost Famous"? I'ts a Cameron Crowe movie with Goldie Spawn.

by Buttwheat August 19, 2009

Goldie Locks

Nickname for A person with extremely long blonde hair.

Jake : Hey there Goldie Locks how bout you make my dick hard so I can fuck your soft pussy!
Kiersten : Would you like for me to suck it or rub it vigorously?
Jake : I would like for you to rub your soft hair on it please!
Kiersten : Oh yeah that always makes you hard don't it big boy!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit talkin stupid and get back to work!
Kiersten : Why we used to do it!
Chad : Who cares I'm the boss you little BITCH!
Kiersten : Fuck you and your small penis too!

by SlopNChop May 24, 2017