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Gnat dick

1. A small penis or the man who has one.

2.A man who shows cowardice or fear.
1. Girl1: I heard he has a gnat dick.

Girl2: Lololol

2. Guy1: I don't want to fight you.

Guy2: Go home you fucking gnat dick loser!
by Nobli July 2, 2015
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Gnat's Chuff

If something is extremely tight, then it could be said to be 'tighter than a gnat's chuff.'
"So there I was yeah, just pulled this crackin' bird yeah, took her upstairs, took her mini off, and whoa! She was tighter than a gnat's chuff!"
"Colin, please don't talk like that at the dinnertable."
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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gnat-zis

the strange way that elderly Canadians pronounce the name of the political party that led Germany in the 1930s.
Grandpa said he fought the gnat-zis on Okinawa.
by T-Dog Jenkins February 3, 2005
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Gnat's-Water

A terribly tasting (often home-brewed) alcoholic beverage. Used most commonly in the United Kingdom. Referring to the drinks similar taste to a foul pond where Gnat's often breed and can be found in high numbers.
"This pint of bitter tastes like Gnat's-Water"
by karientoch March 14, 2019
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Gnat Capping

The act of one pulling back his foreskin then rubbing spit on the head of his cock and waiting for a gnat to land on his cock then pushing his foreskin forward to cap it.
I love to go gnat capping when i'm camping
by aka Outlaw October 22, 2011
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gnat's crochet

gnat's balls
the width of a gnat's crochet, Within a gnat's crotchet.
Well known saying on British radio Game Show, 'I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue'
by Wireman2018 January 12, 2018
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gnat bread

"I ain't suckin no dick covered in gnat bread! Go home and wash you prick!"
by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003
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