glob gobbler

A dick sucker. The glob gobbler has no preference between fresh from the farm or day old nut juice slurped from a dirty linoleum floor.

You can marry her if you want to, but I know personally that Tencha is a hood rat glob gobbler who often has doo doo for lunch.

by Tommy D, aka, DJ Dirty Balls November 04, 2007

glob job

The most sloppy toppy in the world

Bro that nasty prostitute asked me if I wanted a glob job. Wtf even is that

by GlobJobCreator December 16, 2021

get globbed

get wrecked or served. the act of getting owned.

"She got globbed!" "Oh shit, he's gonna get globbed."

by Jade Alastor April 28, 2016

Glob Jaman

<Adj, Noun, Verb> A situation, action or object that transcends thought, description or manipulation.

1. A:"That was fucking intense..."
B:"Glob Jaman."

2. "We were definitly Glob Jaman in the bar the other night."

3. "Glob Jaman up in here."

by Steven Semco May 01, 2008

cooch glob

An incredible annoying and naive girl who thinks she can win the affection of any guy that she wants due to her fake innocence and class.

That girl is such a cooch glob, she thinks she can actually steal him from me?

by biddosexkitten420 October 28, 2010

Glob juices

Of, or pertaining to, those involved in the "scramz" genre of music. Also, semen.

God damn those dudes are some glob juices.

Sup, my glob juices.

I've been drinking so much glob juice recently, I'm really starting to question who I am.

by Jmonet August 06, 2014

fat glob

when someone queefs, farts, or marinates on a toilet.

“mishcatte just did a fat glob”

“FLAT GLOB *proceeds to marinate or fart”

by jiggalord February 11, 2023