glad wrap

That plastic shit that you put over your face when you wanna hot plate or shower curtain, you can also use it to cover food and put it in the fridge, but wtfdt?

Glad wrap is the shiz I wanna cover some cheez wid it.

by Gohn Gardenza January 10, 2009

glad bags

Slang for breast implants.

I knew her tits weren't real, but I had fun playing with her glad bags anyway.

by trance_at_yahoo November 20, 2009

Glad Rag

A reusable fabric pad used for menstruation. Most often homemade,as an alternative to wasteful, enviromentally harmful disposable products. Glad Rags have also been commodified, fittingly, under the brand name "glad rags".

That dirty hippy threw her glad rags in with my laundry and now I don't have any more white shirts.

by Squat Punk January 18, 2006

Glad Rag

A happy little bit of reusable fabricused for cleaning up ejaculant after masturbation.

Andrew never wasted precious cashon tissues after he got a glad rag.

by Christopher April 2, 2005

Glad Rag

Face cloth used to clean genital area after sexual activity. Usually a warm cloth provided by the least exhausted partner.

Mary gently washed George's crotch with a warm "glad rag" since her 12 orgasms had left him exhausted with legs too weak to walk across the room.

by abia March 24, 2013

glad rags

A provacative or sexy style of clothing.

Nancy wore her favorite glad rags to meet with her pimp.

by Brttny Frrr February 24, 2008

glad cum

Male "precum" produced by the Cowpers Gland. Designed to neutralize acids in the urethra before ejaculation so sperm remain motile.

"Oh, baby, that feels so good when you do that, sorry about the glad cum getting your hand wet.."

by Chango2 July 28, 2005