Fustomer

Fustomer is an amalgam of the words Fuss or Fussy and Customer. Generaly a phrase used by those working in the service industry to denote a customer who makes unreasonable requests or complains about things that other people have no problem with. Nine times out of ten a fustomer will be an over 50 year old suffering from an engourged sense of entitlement.

Did you see that fustomer getting all up in my face because he had to cue for five minutes? He didnt seem to mind making the people behind him wait even longer just because he wanted to argue with someone

by Working-with-people March 29, 2009

Fustrated

Having such a high level of fustration that you completely forget to pronounce the first "R" in the word "frustration" when you try to describe your feelings to your peers.

Matt got so fustrated that he started stuttering and stammering during his total loss settlement offers.

by 3-E September 26, 2006

fustigate

the action of beating somthing to a grousemly large extent.

This word was made popular in the simpsons episode "The Homer They Fall" were a character Moe referd to a boxer Dreaderick Tatum will fustigate Homer Simpson

Moe: Fight homer? But Tatum will fustigate him.

Luscious Sweet: Fustigation aside .....

by nitekrawler February 13, 2008

fustercluck

A fucked-up clusterfuck. The worst possible situation or outcome, usually applicable to a group effort.

"We're way over budget, we're late, and the damn thing doesn't work. This project is a complete fustercluck!!!"

by whothehellevencares August 14, 2008

fustache

A very thin, almost imperceiveable spread of facial hair found on the upper lip. Often found on teenage males.
Fake-Mustache
F-ustache
Fustache

Nice fustache.
Look at Bobby's little fustache.

by j.w.d November 30, 2006

fustigerwizaphobia

fustigerwizaphobia - fear of Whipping wizards

I have the fear fustigerwizaphobia. They be whipping and I be runnin

by Paroxysmking November 2, 2019

Fusting

Fisting is the act of inserting ones fist into another persons asshole for sexual pleasure. Fusting is quite similar, however there are a few extra steps. First, one must use two-three fingers when making initial contact with the anal cavity, next comes the "toy" (dildo) and yep you guessed it, it is inserted into the anal cavity. These first two steps are done prior to the insertion of the fist. The idea is, the first two steps will open the cavity widely enough to shove a fist up ones asshole.

Him: How many fingers will you use? Her: Hmm, your asshole is already pretty loose from last night, I'll just use two. Him: Oh ya don't forget to bring the pink toy so we can spread it even more and hopefully you can start Fusting me. Her: Of course, you know it! ;) Him: HeHe bet

by Br0ken Wiind0wz November 9, 2020