Fumble

When you poop standing up and it falls down your pant leg on the floor like a loose football.

"Did you hear that Jeff fumbled at the wedding? Right on the dance floor and then left."

by Mister Cleans March 1, 2021

fumble

When you're in high school and a dude knocks the books out of your hand.

Did you just see Juwan fumble that retarded freshman?

by domin8er June 4, 2007

fumble

- To simply masturbate , jerk off

- To Clumsily and ineffectively jerk off

1. Cassim fumbles around all day during his geography class.

2. Jimmy dropped the football and unproductively fumbled for it for 5 minutes.

by macmi October 25, 2019

Fumbled the bag

When you got a good looking girl that was down for you, but you fuck it up and now she don’t want you back!

You had her, but you lost her?? You fumbled the bag bruh!

by hoodigan June 4, 2021

Fatal fumble

Dropping a phone or tech gadget only to pick it up and find out it just ain't the same. It's broke. cracked screen damaged phone bricked

I'm so pissed at her cause she bumped into me and made me do a fatal fumble.

I'm only using this phone cause I had a fatal fumble with my other one.

by Summerbees May 24, 2011

fumble the bag

when you majorly fuck up something

ted and bob let exams get to them this year, they continued to fumble the bag and y’all hate to see it.

by fumbletumble December 18, 2019

Butt Fumble

To completely fuck-up in your profession. A butt fumble (n) or to butt fumble (v).

Example 1: Did you see Mark Sanchez, the Jets quarterback, run into the ass of his own lineman and lose the football? That butt fumble has been voted the worst of the worst sports mistakes for two months straight now.

Example 2:
Surgeon A: “I can’t believe I amputated the wrong leg of that patient."
Surgeon B: “Man, you totally butt fumbled that operation. You're probably going to get your license suspended."

by euphemismo April 13, 2013