FUEMED

Background-F.U.E.M.S. stands for Fordham University EMS.

Fuemed- (verb)- (pronounced fumed)- the act of getting belligerently wasted on campus at fordham university, to the point where volunteer student ambulance services need to take you to a local hospital. This results in a free ambulance ride.

ryan- "Yo you hear what happened to Mike?"
Tom- "Yeah i heard that he got FUEMED and then tried escaping the hospital by jumping the 15 foot fence."
ryan- "yesssir that's why he is on crutches"
Tom- "why didn't he walk out the front gate?"

by PartyNdBullshiit25 November 22, 2011

alcohol-fuelled bragster

A normally modest person who, after a few drinks, boasts about their real (or imagined) accomplishments and/or possessions.

Alfonse is usually so quiet, but after a few Zimas he turns into an alcohol-fuelled bragster and won't stop talking about his new laser HDTV.

by yakiwchuk December 9, 2008

drug fuelled sex heart attack

The best way to die. Discovered by Frankie Boyle.

Guy 1- The day I can't get a boner is the day I die.
Guy 2- What?! What about your family?
Guy 1- I want to die having a drug fuelled sex heart attack.

by uwanttruthitellz August 8, 2009

Space Fueler

Just like fueling in space, this technique demands high concentration, dedication, and perseverance from both parties... Basically someone takes a shit into a vagina. Sounds simple, but its actually extremely complicated.

"I just gave that bitch a space fueler last night...." (usually followed by awkward silence)

by P. Shivers September 21, 2009

feeled

felt; past tense of feel

If past tense of kneel can be kneeled why can't past tense of feel be feeled? The Lord watches over everything sensed and feeled.

by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009

fugledorf

The fart bubble that is released in the tub which is then eaten before it reaches the surface. Tasty.

"Yo, when I was 3, I had a sweet tricycle...and I ate fugledorfs when my mom bathed me."

by Jarred Beal August 4, 2006

fupled

when a guy/girl prevents their gf/bf from hanging out with a single friend, either from past history or for no apparent reason.... in a broader sense, another way in which singles are excluded from F****ing couples who tend to disappear into themselves

yeah so I can't hang out with Jo any more, his gf won't let him; I hate being fupled

by ld87 May 21, 2009