The act of farting into the urethra of an already recently farted-on penis; typically during an
anal experience, typically accomplished in a huddle position.
There can be an unlimited number of farts into the participants penis, as long as at least a
single fart was delivered to the exterior of the penis, as if to ceremoniously cloak or ensconce the penis in a
fart, before the penis can “accept” or “ingest” farts down the main channel.
This is a religious practice mainly
done by Scientologists and methamphetamine users. A slight variation to this ceremonial practice, called a “profuddle”, is when after the bladder of the participant is full, he parts (penis farts) out all the
gas in a gesture of thanks.
I’m 30. And I still wrote this. Fuck you
“
Hey, I appreciate farts during our one-on-one intercourse, but do you have a friend or an auditor you can call to fuddle around?”
“Now that our
puddle has been fully
smoked, let’s do a fuddle while you get poked” - Dr. Seuss