Fuckwit

You.

I know you’re reading this. You’re a fuckwit.

by soggynoodledaddy December 9, 2020

Fuckwit

VERB
1. Intrans. To purposefully provoke, annoy or antagonize a person or group.

NOUN
1. An individual who uses this term as a verb.

1. "Yo, don't fuckwit ICP!"
2. "That fuckwit listens to ICP"

by Clowns are for toddlers. October 28, 2009

Fuckwit

Someone with way less intelligence (Wit) than you

Jenny - 2+2=7
Me/You - No, it's 4 you fucking fuckwit!

by H.Kay August 1, 2004

fuckwit

A person who is not only lacking in clue but is apparently unable or unwilling to acquire clue even when handed it on a plate in generous portions.

Manos, you're a fuckwit.

by Jon Fuller October 17, 2003

fuckwit

any living organism capable of rationalisation skills but rather chooses to put aside any common sense and reason and mindlessly fucks-up (blunders and turns to shit) everything this waste of life and bane on existance happens upon. such entities often times also possess tendencies to verbalize and promote their opinions,thoughts,and feelings as though they were rules of nature and uncompromising truths and universal fact

some fuckwit sideswiped my car today while it was parked inside the garage blamed global warming and the gay agenda.

my fuckwit nephew knocked-up both his sister twice last year.

by grandmakunt June 10, 2016

Fuckwitted

A mildly insulting/endearing term for someone who is slow on the uptake or just a bit dim.

"Don't mind my mate, he's a bit fuckwitted"

by Kirow Baye February 29, 2008

fuckwit

a person with mental capabilities about 0.1% the power of a halfwit.

"If I wasn't suck a fuckwit, I could do percentages and shit"

by Tolle Lege March 28, 2012