Fucktart

A fucktart discribes a worthless individual who, for some reason, you find yourself going back to time and time again. Someone who should be removed from the planet for the sake of all decent human beings. Someone who is a fucking idiot yet you enjoy sleeping with them.
aka fucktart

"Jesus, Matt you're a fucktart. Lets go back to your place."

by betrayedbyyou December 27, 2007

fuckfarts

Your mothers sweet queef.

Also a type of exclamation with more relevance than "fuck" or "shit"

I love when I go to your mom's house for a recipe and end up with her fuckfarts.

guy 1:dude your girlfriend wrecked your car
guy 2:fuckfarts!!

by dabooner February 8, 2007

Fuckwalter Gibralter

1. A dumb son of a bitch who cannot drive his own car, no matter what the conditions are.
2. Someone driving a huge SUV that hasn't a clue how to park it and has probably never had it in 4 wheel drive

Get out of the way, Fuckwalter Gibralter, I'm trying to drive!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Fuckfart

A fuckfart(s) is a person or generation of people who abandon previous generations and their good knowledge and depend upon their own pitiful immature trial and error based abilities.

Fuckfarts, with their parenticidal tendencies, practice harsh age descrimination, hence the term fuckfart, because the fuckfart renders themselves nothing more than an outgasing that occurs directly after anal or vaginal sex, i.e their birth.

Fuckfarts have no substance. They are too self-reliant. They miss the point of multi-generational harmony.

They make you wonder what part of the asshole they grew up in.

xan__"Hey everyone Kelly is 43 years old."

Kelly__"Yeah thats great!"

xan__"Hahahahahahahahahahaha...Kelly's an old guy."

Kelly__"Excuse me?!"

xan__"Why do old ppl come on this chat all the time?"

xan__"They need to die."

Kelly__" :( "

Kelly__"What a fuckfart."

by James Kelly Williamson February 12, 2008

Fucktart

A tart, usually of the sweet variety, or a other dessert which has been so poorly made it cannot be eaten

Wow! What did you do to this apple pie? I can’t even cut it with a knife! It’s a complete fucktart

by Antsy Pantsy June 11, 2019

fucktart

Synonymous with 'asswipe'. A word that describes a stuck-up, know-it-all adulterer.

This guy Jim, he is a real fucktart.

by Bruce Gallos July 24, 2002

Fucktart

A goodie-goodie fucking retard. The kind of person you just want to smack upside their head.

Fucking+ retard+ fruitcake/sour-ass (goodie-goodie)

That new kid Pip is such a no-good goodie-goodie fucktart. I want him to die.

by Jequita the Awesome January 26, 2008