fuckshot

An ejaculatory expression of fluid from a penis (spunk, cum) that occurs as a result of sexual intercourse. However, this projection of ejaculate must occur outside of the body, with no further physical influence or assistance other than said intercourse.

To be clear, upon approaching climax, the male will remove his penis from the orifice he is penetrating at the crucial moment, and proceed to ejaculate without any physical assistance to his penis this creating a handsfree cumshot. This, is referred to as a fuckshot.

Fratboy 1: "So you came without her even jacking your cock off for the big finish?"

Fratboy 2: "Yep, just popped my cock out of her and blurted a nice heavy fuckshot all over her stomach. It's the only way to go!"

by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009

fuckstorm

n. a whole lot of something; a plethora or large amount; a myriad.

I have a fuckstorm of homework tonight!

Melanie has a fuckstorm of comebacks!

Jeremy has had a fuckstorm of sexual partners!

There is a fuckstorm of beggars in the street!

by Jeremy Crowe January 10, 2007

fucksnot

Creative slang term for semen. Refers to the idea that a penis sneezes semen.

My pants were full of fucksnot after she gave me a handjob in the movie theatre.

by Jambo Schlarbeard July 11, 2006

fuckstory

A situation which is crazy, overcrowded and overwhelming.

South by Southwest was so overrun by hipsters this year it was a giant fuckstory.

by Genoa April 27, 2006

Fucksnot (noun)

The generic sloppyjuice remaining postcoitally in or around the female genetalia; comprised of both male and female orgasmic fluids

After we got dressed and left the bedroom there was still some fucksnot dripping out of my vagina.

by Smashley August 13, 2003

fucknot

A species which was considered extinct since the days it roamed the realm of earth in the days when men were confined to caves. Recently however, it has resurfaced to torment mankind again. Usually extremely hairy, it generally has an uncontrollable affinity to members of the female sex which reside in the southern parts of India.
It is a mammal which has no sex, and so cannot have sex. Hence the name. It is considered to be extremely sensitive to it being impotent, thus leading to greater heights of secrecy regarding matters of daily healthy self-help sexual routine of humans.
In terms of intelligence, members of this species are known to be extremely dumb. They try to make up for their stupidity by making extremely pitiable grimaces. However, as the name suggests, regardless of their numerous attempts at getting any forms of sexual experience with members of other species (preference to canines over humans), they are still forced to grow their species asexually.
See also: fucknut, dumbass, moron, dumbfuck, hairy

"Whenever I ask Swaggie whether he shags or not, he always gives a stupid grin that says 'I'm helpless'. What a fucknot!"
"Peter, why do you keep running after girls so desperately? Stop acting like a fucknot!"

by zorro_n_bigdaddy May 27, 2008

fucknot

A more vulgar use of the word "whatnot". Used when describing a list of things you don't like/ don't like doing.

Guy: Yeah, at work I usually just file paperwork and fucknot.

by TheVurdmeister July 24, 2011