Fucknackered

1. extremely tired, too exhausted to engage in sexual acts of any kind, to tired to shag

2. drunk to the extreme

fuckered exhausted knackered shattered wasted pissed

Adam was so fucknackered after a long hard day that he didn't even try to get a leg over his missus and fell asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

I was so fucknackered after drinking that second bottle of wine I passed out and rolled off the bed.

by Vanilla_Girlie September 20, 2012

Fuckpecker

A Fuckpecker is somebody who continually begs somebody else to date them and/or have a sexual relationship with them. In reference to how a woodpecker continually pecks wood.

“Please date me! Please! Please! PLEASE.”
“Lewis... You've been doing this for over a year... Let it go, Fuckpecker.”

by C L G June 29, 2020

Fucknuckle

Someone who is incapable of being a normal human fucking being.

Daniel is a fucknuckle

by AussieFuckhead September 2, 2020

Fucknuck

Assholes that say they're gonna bring you a smoke n tell you to wait for them, and then they never show up or even text, wasting the time you could have used to find a smoke. Or anything else.

God, I wish Michel wasn't such a fucknuck.... I'd probably give him something nice.

by Abird Ofsomekind7 October 21, 2020

Fucknuckle

A person, often a jockey at a picnic race meeting, say Bong Bong for instance, who, in the process of winning the first race is also charged with careless riding and receives a lengthy suspension, is also caught by the Stewards using their mobile phone on-course, then injures their toe during the final race on the card and lastly fails to ride their mount out to the post. They are definitely a fucknuckle of the highest order.

What a fucknuckle that bloody useless picnic jockey was at Bong Bong last Friday.

by Chief Steward November 29, 2023

Fucknuck

Trump's foreign policy

All that fucknuck on the news is giving me a headache.

by Rick Bahbosa January 29, 2025