Flacid February

The month of February where the person to last the longest without a boner wins. A parody of the popular No Nut November. The two exclusions from the competition is Morning Wood, and other incels and faggots grabbing you.

Steve:”I’m doing Flacid February this year”
John:”That’s impossible to win”

by Geykumes Foreskin December 3, 2018

February 15

People with kind hearts were born on this day. They’re exceptionally beautiful, inside and out and if you have a friend or crush born on this day, you better keep them close because they’re special and hard to find. Cherish these fucking blessings.

1: why is she so fucking perfect?

2: she was born on February 15 man

1+2: 😏

by d a u g October 20, 2019

23 February

Hottest cutest nicest people are born on this day

Lily

Person 1: when’s your birthday

Person 2:23 February

by Cool peps November 13, 2019

February 16

Anyone born on this date is awesome! They have the best personality. They want to find a lover, who loves them back the same way! This person is unique and is really bright!

"whens your birthday?"
" February 16"
"wow!"

by jacobhuter October 15, 2019

February 27th

Go up to our crush and hold their hand or hug them. They can’t reject you so full send it

Bro it’s February 27th. You know what that means

by thiccc ass clown 🤡 October 15, 2019

February 13

if someone is born on this day, they are the most perfect human to ever live, if it’s a boy they are extremely smart, intuitive, and charming. If it’s a girl, she is very independent and caring Also, they’re an aquarius which is the best sign.

Girl: My boyfriend’s birthday is February 13th, I have to get him something
Girl #2: You better get him something amazing, didn’t you hear only the best of the best were born that day.

by TheBringerOfFacts October 16, 2019

February 28

National fight a bitch day
February 28 is the day you can fight a bitch and not get in trouble for it

Omg it’s February 28 I gonna fight that bitch Tiffany

by Nugget in sky’s October 18, 2019