Frightened Turtle Effect

Another term for shrinkage. When the male genetalia becomes withered from immersion in a cold fluid.

Dude this water is frezzing
I know i've got the frightened turtle effect over here.

by Blaker April 27, 2006

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frighten

fright·en
ˈfrītn
verb
make (someone) afraid or anxious.
synonyms: scare, startle, alarm, terrify, petrify, shock, chill, panic, shake, disturb, dismay, unnerve, unman, intimidate, terrorize, cow, daunt
* deter someone or something from involvement or action by making them afraid.
* (of a person) become afraid or anxious.

the savagery of his thoughts frightened him
at his age, I guess he doesn't frighten any more

by BrofistKittycat September 24, 2016

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frightened goldfish

A penis that fails to become erect prior to intercourse

Tom was ready to go at it, but Bob was struck with a bad case of the frightened goldfish.

by shrubbage December 31, 2008

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frightence

A pseudo scientific field of research featuring everything from soothsaying, rune tossing and wild ass guessing, which specializes in the provision of foregone conclusions of apocalyptic predictions in order to acquire ever increasing sized quantities of largess from the public coffers.

Frightence in spite of its upward spiraling costs has never returned anything of any actual value beyond premises for fictional films.

by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017

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