Shrimp Fried Rice 

Chinese slang for small weiner

Chan: William! I stick my shrimp fried rice in your pooty tang!

William: Oh chan, oh chan!

Shrimp Fried Rice by B October 26, 2004

shrimp fried rice 

to perform oral sex on a chinese woman

in the song 'colt 45', ''i ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice''

shrimp fried rice by bailey johnson May 13, 2005

Bitch Fried rice 

Used when trying attempting to
diss someone, sometimes used as a
catch phrase.

I just called you a fat ho.
BITCH FRIED RICE!

Bitch Fried rice by Tessserr October 29, 2007

Embryo Fried Rice 

The act of eating a womens embryo without permission deliciously mixed with peas, egg and rice to create a scrumptious snack

I had some Embryo Fried Rice last night, it made my evening

Embryo Fried Rice by fetus-queen November 2, 2019

super crispy fried rice 

When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.

person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!

super crispy fried rice by illgamer97 July 20, 2012

shrimp fried rice 

Where you puke on someones asshole and then fist fuck it.

Dude, you gave that chick a shrimp fried rice!

shrimp fried rice by Kentor December 13, 2003

pork fried rice 

To engage in coitus with an asian female.

Hey Randy, what happened with that asian chick you went out with last night?
You pork fried rice?

pork fried rice by Iwhit April 14, 2008