shrimp fried rice

to perform oral sex on a chinese woman

in the song 'colt 45', ''i ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice''

by bailey johnson May 13, 2005

Bitch Fried rice

Used when trying attempting to
diss someone, sometimes used as a
catch phrase.

I just called you a fat ho.
BITCH FRIED RICE!

by Tessserr October 29, 2007

Embryo Fried Rice

The act of eating a womens embryo without permission deliciously mixed with peas, egg and rice to create a scrumptious snack

I had some Embryo Fried Rice last night, it made my evening

by fetus-queen November 2, 2019

super crispy fried rice

When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.

person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!

by illgamer97 July 20, 2012

shrimp fried rice

Where you puke on someones asshole and then fist fuck it.

Dude, you gave that chick a shrimp fried rice!

by Kentor December 13, 2003

pork fried rice

To engage in coitus with an asian female.

Hey Randy, what happened with that asian chick you went out with last night?
You pork fried rice?

by Iwhit April 14, 2008

pork fried rice

dish found in most chinese take out joints consisting of fried rice, miscellaneous vegetables and little pieces of pork. great to order if you're poor and hungry.

i'm gonna go sell some food stamps so that i can get me some pork fried rice.

by g-ring May 5, 2007