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Seattle Freeze

A social phenomenon commonly found in the Seattle area. It concludes the majority of Seattle residents as snobby, cold, unfriendly people with a fake-polite exterior. Many people move here with the impression that Seattleites are friendly and laid-back but upon moving quickly realizing how superficial and forced that "friendly" exterior really is. There is alot of debate as to where this social dysfunction comes from. Some say it's the nerdy tech population, some say it's the scandinavian culture, some say it's the weather, and some even say it's the transplants fault.
Transplant: Hey have you heard of the seattle freeze?
Local: No. People here aren't unfriendly. Maybe the problem is you.

Transplant: Let's hang out sometime.
Local: Umm.... I have that thing at the place at that time.
by FormerEastCoaster86 December 18, 2013
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freedom pinata

n. An Iraqi improvised explosive device (IED) that misses its intended target and is not, therefore, officially counted as an incidence of violence towards US Forces. Because maybe it's just how the Iraqis celebrate their wonderful new democracy, and wasn't really meant to hurt anyone.
An IED that doesn't involve US personnel? That's not an act of violence, that's a Freedom Pinata.

(Seen on fark.com)
by SkidMarkyMark December 7, 2006
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freedom seeds

This weekend we went to the gun range and planted freedom seeds into the hillside
by Ampallang January 3, 2018
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Freeza Day

Before Planet Vegeta, a saiyan planet, was destroyed, the Galactic Emperor, Freeza took it over, and replaced the universal holiday, Christmas, with a holiday that was completely focused on himself. (Originated from TFS's DBZA series)
Nappa: "Hey Vegeta?"
Vegeta: "What is it, Nappa?"
Nappa: "Happy Freeza Day!"
by SatanReincarnate May 3, 2018
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freedom cloth

A face covering worn proudly over one's mouth & nose, that embodies independence and bravery

(Not to be confused with a protective mask worn out of consideration for others, but something that appeals more to the nature of selfish and macho folks!)
Karen proudly wore her 'Freedom Cloth' to the store where she harassed front line retail employees demanded to speak to their manager. Little did Karen know that her 'Freedom Cloth' was actually contributing to the greater good!
by Honest A.F. July 2, 2020
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freezesmile

The art of preforming a smile in a frozen state of emotion
Guy1: Lets bump him
Guy2:Yes lol
Guy3: *Freezesmile*

EXAMPLE TWO:
The boy slips into the water and sinks like in titanic *Freezesmile*
by delllord May 16, 2008
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Freezer bags

Tits with the same consistency as empty freezer bags. Literally just flaps of skin with nothing inside. No side profile except for a slight bulge at the bottom where the nipple is dangling. Clinging on to the boob like a daring rock climber
by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021
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